Last one to post wins the internets

[Proper Bo]

Testing. :ermm:

Yes you are.

Well hello there, madam:smilie4:

[Lilmiss]

And you're still a fucking cunt. :happy:

[chalice]

:smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

mornsup, intercunts.

im listening to DAB smooth radio rite now, thyme to drop some sick beats!!!1


http://youtu.be/2VAtRF4US8k

[ziggyjuarez]

fuck vevo

[Mr. Mulder]

early wurksup, bum-pests!!

[iLOVENZB]

Contagion 2011 m4v READNFO CAM NOGrp

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[iLOVENZB]

Got a new room mate and he can cook pretty good too. So now there's two people in a house of 7 that can cook! Whats even better is he's Mediterranean :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

there you go again with that filthy racist australian mouth of yours. You're supposed to call them native americans or handicapable... :no:

[Artemis]

The Aussie's are equal opportunity racists though, they have a racial slur for everyone :yup:

[iLOVENZB]

there you go again with that filthy racist australian mouth of yours. You're supposed to call them native americans or handicapable... :no:

Mediterraneans are American though :\

[Barbarossa]

Barbie helped me start a rumour that Seedorf was joining t'Hoops.

It was quality to the macs.

Oh yeah I vaguely remember too. Memories :happy:

[Something Else]

I saw a quality fillum last night. The Guard, with [/URL]Brendan Gleeson.

[URL]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1540133/ (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1212713216/nm0322407)

Also, I got some quality rizlas that are completely see-through. I would take a picture, but you wouldn't see anything!1!1!! Got some red ones too, for the hookah feel.

[Mr. Mulder]

Have any of you cunts watched Red State yet? It's fucking well good!!!!! Proper messed up!!


http://youtu.be/uJ1v6oFHefc

[Mr. Mulder]

and also HOLY FUCK BALLS!!!! just watched the new breaking bad, utter kwality :o

[mjmacky]

Took my cat to the vet for some shots, saw an ad for new reality TV show.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xztvUuonHuI

Is there anything they won't do at this point?

[Mr. Mulder]

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[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2YBWMOL2Uo

[Mr. Mulder]

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Also, I got some quality rizlas that are completely see-through. I would take a picture, but you wouldn't see anything!1!1!! Got some red ones too, for the hookah feel.

Haha I remember those! Very cool :D

[enoughfakefiles]

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Didn't really notice she had food in her hand :ohmy:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq1Ytjtb5Ts

[Artemis]

http://i.imgur.com/QlpLM.jpg

[ziggyjuarez]

http://youtu.be/gSu4oQ0Z3qc

[Mr. Mulder]

That.Is. Awesome!!!! :o

[iLOVENZB]

That Russian guy even touched kids bewbiez ?

[Mr. Mulder]

They're the best kind!!!!!!

[Mr. Mulder]

:ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

in other news, i'll be homeless tomorrow. i've left all my worldly possessions in the server room at work. there are two smallish boxes and two suitcases, it's quite sad rly :emo: i shall be staying on a series of sofas until i can move into my new flat in one weeks thyme. Perhaps i'll go check out that dale farm in the meanthyme :eyebrows:

[Artemis]

in other news, i'll be homeless tomorrow. i've left all my worldly possessions in the server room at work. there are two smallish boxes and two suitcases, it's quite sad rly :emo: i shall be staying on a series of sofas until i can move into my new flat in one weeks thyme. Perhaps i'll go check out that dale farm in the meanthyme :eyebrows:

If you can knock out several teeth (randomly) cover 35-45% of your body in tattoos, talk in a thick irish accent and nick anything not nailed down you'll be able to fit right in at Dale farm. Actually you could go in undercover, remember there's all those teenage traveller trollops as a bonus, just as long as you don't stick around long enough to get married you'll be sweet!

[Mr. Mulder]

I do like trollops :smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

Muldy your living conditions is a joke. It seems like every week you need a new place to live :\

[megabyteme]

Mulder is just a throwback to a time when Travelers traveled. A stoned moss gathers no rocks when rolling, or something else.

[gamercliff]

There is one of these threads in every forum lol...

and no one has won anything :P

[Something Else]

lolboy sir prize. :eyebrows:

[Something Else]

There is one of these threads in every forum lol...

and no one has won anything :P

I hope a Pigeon shits in your mouth immediately.

[Something Else]

New Dexter !11!!111!!!

[thebazzla]

New Dexter !11!!111!!!dont you mean win win

[Mr. Mulder]

New Dexter !11!!111!!!

:smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe been reading the books? a lot of crazy shits gone on in those :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Muldy your living conditions is a joke. It seems like every week you need a new place to live :\

i just hope that the next leap will be the leap back home.

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[thebazzla]

i see what you did there muldster.which reminds me it must be years since i watched that show......

[thebazzla]

this is a sneak view of mulders new abode 86508

[Mr. Mulder]

damn you short jokes!!!!!! :pinch:

[thebazzla]

oh i forgot to say it comes with accessories86510

[thebazzla]

try squeezing all them in :whistling

[Artemis]

try squeezing all them in :whistling

I think it would be the other way round, muldy would be busy trying to squeeze it in to all of them :naughty:

[thebazzla]

try squeezing all them in :whistling

I think it would be the other way round, muldy would be busy trying to squeeze it in to all of them :naughty::drummer::):yup:

[ziggyjuarez]

No more ziggy for awhile:\ sorry bb...

[Artemis]

No more ziggy for awhile:\ sorry bb...

I'll miss you..... :yahoo:

[Proper Bo]

this is a sneak view of mulders new abode 86508


damn you short jokes!!!!!! :pinch:

he was calling you short and a pikey in one there, like :yup:

[chalice]

damn you short jokes!!!!!! :pinch:

he was calling you short and a pikey in one there, like :yup:

Pikey paedophile jokes from a Welsh postman.

There's a poem in there somewhere.

[Proper Bo]

evenin' chavois:smilie4:

[chalice]

evenin' chavois:smilie4:

Wotcha :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

Wopped to the macks this eve?

I certainly am:smilie4:

[chalice]

Wopped to the macks this eve?

I certainly am:smilie4:

You knows it. Almost too wopped, but not quite.

[Proper Bo]

Too wopped is when the keyboard becomes a challenge. True Story.

[chalice]

If the keyboard starts being a cunt then I am definitely gonna have to be starting stopping smoking it to the max.

[chalice]

I'm a gonna go for double hiccup wopped, which is the best wopped known to man.

[chalice]

Allen, don't even post. You're a tit. True story.

[Alien5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzE-IMaegzQ

[chalice]

I thought I told you not to post.

[iLOVENZB]

I can see it from the pigs perspective too. Those cunts ride too slow! I guess he's in the city so traffic doesn't usually get up to 110km/hr

[chalice]

I can't believe that you couldn't remember all this time that your password was mynameisallenandimadopeycunt.

Welcome back, dick.

[chalice]

I can see it from the pigs perspective too. Those cunts ride too slow! I guess he's in the city so traffic doesn't usually get up to 110km/hr

About 12 minutes past 3 by my watch.

You do know what a watch is, don't you?

[Alien5]

I can see it from the pigs perspective too. Those cunts ride too slow! I guess he's in the city so traffic doesn't usually get up to 110km/hr :huh:

[chalice]

I can see it from the pigs perspective too. Those cunts ride too slow! I guess he's in the city so traffic doesn't usually get up to 110km/hr :huh:

Stupid cunt, meet stupider cunt.

It's like a convention for stupid cunts only both the stupid cunts aren't exactly in the same building.

[Alien5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzOol-TBDBE

[chalice]

Still a security guard, Allen? Or have you moved up to signing on?

[Alien5]

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[chalice]

Typical spastic Allen response.

[iLOVENZB]

:huh:

Stupid cunt, meet stupider cunt.

It's like a convention for stupid cunts only both the stupid cunts aren't exactly in the same building.

Welcome to the discussion ...

[Alien5]

what diss-cussion?

[Artemis]

Tourette's syndrome in an Australian accent, classic :glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

Still a security guard, Allen? Or have you moved up to signing on?

:glag: :glag: :glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

/sry allen :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

/homeless-sup, just had a french man's wash in the office toilets :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Something Else]

They aren't as funny because you're homeless. :sadwalk:

[Something Else]

I watched the entire series of Ax Men. t's like my job, but bigger, no health and safety, and with a bunch of morans. Genious.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmG28-7uqj4

[Something Else]

It also has some quality Rednecks innit. Scene above, spoilers below.

They are all so stupid, it's hard to believe.

[Something Else]

Redneck fella drives over his caravan by mistake.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-ofjAmTrcc

There's a lot of mountain logging too. They are only felling, so there aren't exactly precision cuts involved. I get the feeling that if you asked any of them to do a 20% reduction on the Oak tree in your garden, they'd most likey blow the side off of it with something explosive, rather than shape it nicely.

As far as I know, tree surgery isn't a widely recognised phrase in the place of the Merkins.

[chalice]

Talk to me, Peabody.

[IdolEyes787]

I get the feeling that if you asked any of them to do a 20% reduction on the Oak tree in your garden, they'd most likey blow the side off of it with something explosive, rather than shape it nicely.


That's only because shooting it with a gun would probably have little effect.

[Artemis]

I get the feeling that if you asked any of them to do a 20% reduction on the Oak tree in your garden, they'd most likey blow the side off of it with something explosive, rather than shape it nicely.


That's only because shooting it with a gun would probably have little effect.

Depends on the gun....

[IdolEyes787]

That's only because shooting it with a gun would probably have little effect.

Depends on the gun....

Point taken.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC8jnSaCqxY

[iLOVENZB]

Ahh new Workaholics,,,, sock puppets !!!11!11

[Mr. Mulder]

Ahh new Workaholics,,,, sock puppets !!!11!11

^>* :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

/d00dz :smilie4:

[Artemis]

I'm beginning to suspect iLOVENZB is a sock puppet ?

[iLOVENZB]

Went fishing for the first time in yonks:

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This was my mates catch. I caught some brim, nothing worth showing. Going on his charter on the weekend :naughty:

[megabyteme]

That's awesome, but just one? The shrimp (not NEARLY as big) we get in the Hood Canal are caught with pots, and we get them by the dozens. How do you catch a single prawn?

[iLOVENZB]

I'm not going to post piccys of the small ones, wheres the bragging material in that? :huh: This was the biggest one, the rest were average.

Got a mate down in Tasmania who seems to get some good oysters and scallops.

[mjmacky]

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That's the smallest pack of cigarettes I've ever seen. Those cigarettes must be the size of tic-tacs, how do you even smoke them?

[megabyteme]

That's the smallest pack of cigarettes I've ever seen. Those cigarettes must be the size of tic-tacs, how do you even smoke them?

You use the pincher from the shrimp as a roach clip, of course...

[mjmacky]

That's the smallest pack of cigarettes I've ever seen. Those cigarettes must be the size of tic-tacs, how do you even smoke them?

You use the pincher from the shrimp as a roach clip, of course...

Ohhh, unfiltered

[Mr. Mulder]

Wa'gwan, breadbins :smilie4:

just had two days off work, it was pretty fucking epic. Just casual Friday to get out the way then its teh weekend and i can move into my new place tomorrow :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

could someone please sum up what's happened over the past two days on the internets with a .jpg or crude sentence as I have been away :eyebrows:

[mjmacky]

could someone please sum up what's happened over the past two days on the internets with a .jpg or crude sentence as I have been away :eyebrows:

The whole internet? Well, then, that'd be the usual:

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[megabyteme]

You forgot to include the porn, Macky. Mulder would like to know about that, too.

Oh, and Apple is releasing holding a press conference to talk about a new phone. Yeah. :mellow:

[megabyteme]

And... ILUVNZB caught something that makes his fingers smell like shrimp. :O

[mjmacky]

And... ILUVNZB caught hooked up with someonething that makes his fingers smell like shrimp. :O

/edit

[Barbarossa]

Manker just replied to a post I made on his facebook wall in 2009 :O

Barbarossa ‎'sup 03 November 2009 at 11:00
Manker Jones nm about an hour ago

[megabyteme]

And... ILUVNZB caught hooked up with someonething that makes his fingers smell like shrimp. :O

/edit

Knowing that guy, I think it's safe to assume his breath ended up in a very similar manner...

[mjmacky]

Knowing that guy, I think it's safe to assume his breath ended up in a very similar manner...

Before interpreting the response, my first reaction was ewww. Upon deconstructing, I think I'm still supposed to eww that.

[Mr. Mulder]

Manker just replied to a post I made on his facebook wall in 2009 :O

Barbarossa ‎'sup 03 November 2009 at 11:00
Manker Jones nm about an hour ago

wat!? :o

[enoughfakefiles]

I miss rnanker :sad:

[nthekno]

did i win, daddy needs a new pair of shoes :D

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks:happy:

[Something Else]

Get a job, get paid, banker.

[brotherdoobie]

Get a slob. Get slayed, wanker.



-doobs

[Barbarossa]

Manker just replied to a post I made on his facebook wall in 2009 :O

Barbarossa ‎'sup 03 November 2009 at 11:00
Manker Jones nm about an hour ago

wat!? :o

Manker just replied to a post I made on his facebook wall in 2009

Barbarossa ‎'sup 03 November 2009 at 11:00
Manker Jones nm about an hour ago

:ermm:

[megabyteme]

Get a drink, get laid, skanker.

[Mr. Mulder]

you all disgust me in my pants.

[Barbarossa]

:w00t:

[Artemis]

you all disgust me in my pants.

I'm surprised you could fit anything else in.

[Mr. Mulder]

you all disgust me in my pants.

I'm surprised you could fit anything else in.

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[Mr. Mulder]

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[JPaul]

http://www.360cities.net/london-photo-en.html

[harrydresden]

We would like to thank Fujitsu Technology Solutions for providing the great hardware we used to help to make this image. This panoramic photo was stitched on a Fujitsu CELSIUS workstation comprising dual 6-core CPUs, 192GB of RAM, and a 4GB graphics card. Using this excellent workstation allowed this record-breaking photo to be created a few weeks faster than would have been possible on any other available PC. :O

[harrydresden]

that really looks quite amazing.. thanks Jpaul

[iLOVENZB]

Rage-SKIDROW 18482.3MB | 221F

Rage.Language.Pack-SKIDROW 2088.96MB | 44F

[iLOVENZB]

Would hate to be a theif and have a low quota :P Would probably be faster to go to a store a buy it

[JPaul]

Check this

www.sevilla111.com/default_en.htm

It's amazing as fuck to the macs.

[JPaul]

Particliarly if you do it full screen.

Wahey.

[Mr. Mulder]

Cunts. :smilie4:

[Artemis]

dicksplash

[Mr. Mulder]

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[harrydresden]

Check this

www.sevilla111.com/default_en.htm

It's amazing as fuck to the macs.

Word.

[Something Else]

Check this

www.sevilla111.com/default_en.htm (http://www.sevilla111.com/default_en.htm)

It's amazing as fuck to the macs.

You posted that last week, or something else. It's still win. Yes.

[harrydresden]

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[JPaul]

Check this

www.sevilla111.com/default_en.htm (http://www.sevilla111.com/default_en.htm)

It's amazing as fuck to the macs.

You posted that last week, or something else. It's still win. Yes.

That's how good it is.

It should be posted on a regular basis

[JPaul]

Check this one fud.

http://www.gigapixel.com/image/gigapan-canucks-g7v2.html

[thebazzla]

good evening ..........

[Something Else]

You posted that last week, or something else. It's still win. Yes.

That's how good it is.

It should be posted on a regular basis

Like Christmas cards. :unsure:

[thebazzla]

That's how good it is.

It should be posted on a regular basis

Like Christmas cards. :unsure:Christmas cards. oh happy days :whistling

[JPaul]

That's how good it is.

It should be posted on a regular basis

Like Christmas cards. :unsure:

Not really, I find them insincere.

[Artemis]

Like Christmas cards. :unsure:

Not really, I find them insincere.

Not all Christmas cards.....

http://i.imgur.com/nFT1k.jpg

[brotherdoobie]

Meh.


-doobs

[JPaul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_-PQdrgw2A

[thebazzla]

what 15.000 dollars for well basically an old fly-mo lawnmower .
who in the right mind would buy one.
but as the clip shows it was shot in Liverpool. England so the chances that it would still be there at the end of the shoot is well. i will leave it for you to decide :whistling

[JPaul]

what 15.000 dollars for well basically an old fly-mo lawnmower .
who in the right mind would buy one.
but as the clip shows it was shot in Liverpool. England so the chances that it would still be there at the end of the shoot is well. i will leave it for you to decide :whistling

GIRUY.

It's a 5 litre personal hovercraft / segway .

Genious to the macs.

[thebazzla]

obviously you never saw the 5-liter genuine spelling mistake in the film ..:D

[thebazzla]

and how does one stop it without brakes do you just hop off ..

[JPaul]

and how does one stop it without brakes do you just hop off ..

See, you didn't even watch the thing I saw on The Tech Programme earlier which explained how the braking system worked and was what maid it so fan-tastic.

If you won't bother putting the effort in then why should eye.

[JPaul]

Oh and for the people who laughed at me years ago for talking about a multiverse.

Get it right up you.

I think it was cawker.

[thebazzla]

i did watch it but when i saw it was coming from Liverpool i turned the volume off true story.

[thebazzla]

and how does one stop it without brakes do you just hop off ..

See, you didn't even watch the thing I saw on The Tech Programme earlier which explained how the braking system worked and was what maid it so fan-tastic.

If you won't bother putting the effort in then why should eye.you got me with that answer i even watched it with sound .to check. The Tech Programme earlier indeed oh i think i must pay a visit to speck savers .

[JPaul]

What's The Tech Programme.

[Artemis]

You do realise there is something deeply :ghey: about the airboard as advertised in that youtube promo JP ? Last time I looked the major advantage of a hovercraft is that it can transition from land to water and the flymo will work on any surface except water, so it's really a clayton's hovercraft.

[mjmacky]

You do realise there is something deeply :ghey: about the airboard as advertised in that youtube promo JP ? Last time I looked the major advantage of a hovercraft is that it can transition from land to water and the flymo will work on any surface except water, so it's really a clayton's hovercraft.

For the price, it doesn't hold a candle to a $3000 bicycle (faster, more portable, cheaper, healthier)

[JPaul]

You do realise there is something deeply :ghey: about the airboard as advertised in that youtube promo JP ? Last time I looked the major advantage of a hovercraft is that it can transition from land to water and the flymo will work on any surface except water, so it's really a clayton's hovercraft.

That's what these are for.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53SQXLKOZxc&feature=related

Fuck sake do you people know nothing.

[thebazzla]

no JP that's why we rely on you and your wisdom to inform us where we are going wrong.:)

[JPaul]

Always a pleasure, never a chore.

[thebazzla]

Always a pleasure, never a chore.now where have i heard that quote before...

[JPaul]

Wayne Rooney just got sent off for being a fucking fud.

True Story

[JPaul]

Always a pleasure, never a chore.now where have i heard that quote before...

Was it in the Algarve.

[thebazzla]

Wayne Rooney just got sent off for being a fucking fud.

True Storyperhaps the pressure of his dad being arrested got to him after all.

[JPaul]

Wayne Rooney just got sent off for being a fucking fud.

True Storyperhaps the pressure of his dad being arrested got to him after all.

Do you think he knows.

[Skiz]

Ha! Excellent.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CPHnZV0K-k

[thebazzla]

now where have i heard that quote before...

Was it in the Algarve.yes jest east of aberdeen

[iLOVENZB]

I have a soft spot for Chaplin now:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibmcsEGLKo

I'm sure he didn't mean to ruin the enjoyment in film when I was in high school. My teacher would rewound the tape for ever film of his to explain the importance of certain scenes. While other classes were watching LOTR, Matrix and James Bond I was stuck in a classroom watching Hitchcock, D. W. Griffith, Buster Keaton and a bunch of other German/French silent film directors.

To be honest, it did make me appreciate/notice the effort directors do now that others seem to over look ... and I thank the fat bitch for that.

[chalice]

Hoi, Skiz, how come you turned into a fucking nazi all of a sudden and stuffs?

[JPaul]

Hoi, Skiz, how come you turned into a fucking nazi all of a sudden and stuffs?

Are those weans the Himmler Youth or something else.

[Artemis]

http://i.imgur.com/MIxOo.gif (http://imgur.com/MIxOo)

[IdolEyes787]

Hoi, Skiz, how come you turned into a fucking nazi all of a sudden and stuffs?

Unless I'm missing something him being Texan the main differences are the accent , the cowboy hat and the preferential genocide would involve Mexicans instead of Jews.

[Skiz]

I'm a Nazi? You should know me better than that. I let people get away with just about anything. It's when we start getting complaints that I step in. Other than that, I let pretty much everything go. :mellow:

[Something Else]

In that case, i'd like to make a complaint. I've been trying to read some threads, but they seem to be full of mong. Please fix it, or do something else. kthxbai.

[megabyteme]

In that case, i'd like to make a complaint. I've been trying to read some threads, but they seem to be full of mong. Please fix it, or do something else. kthxbai.

As final solutions go, Mongicide sounds like a winner, but chemicals strong enough to do the job would eventually make their way to the water supply thus harming innocent, likable ones. :(

[chalice]

I'm a Nazi? You should know me better than that. I let people get away with just about anything. It's when we start getting complaints that I step in. Other than that, I let pretty much everything go. :mellow:

That's like the naziest thing I've heard all week.

[chalice]

In other news, there is no news.

Bo has now done one of those fucking off things since he got a burd again. I said it would happen and it did.

Wot a cunt.

[Artemis]

In other news, there is no news.

Bo has now done one of those fucking off things since he got a burd again. I said it would happen and it did.



That is technically news....

[chalice]

In other news, there is no news.

Bo has now done one of those fucking off things since he got a burd again. I said it would happen and it did.





That is technically news....

Yes. Yes it is. Well spotted.

In other, more apocalyptic news, I am deeply in the doo doo to the max. I'm getting all picture, all sound all over the place.

Don't call your missus a paedophile, kids. Even if you're only joking. It won't work out well for you. This is a fact.

[JPaul]

Why not, doesn't she love weans.

Shellfish cow.

[chalice]

Why not, doesn't she love weans.

Shellfish cow.

That's precisely what I needed to read, Seamus.

You're my best mate, mate.

[Artemis]

I have discovered that even a relatively simple question like wtf is that ? (while pointing at the latest culinary experiment) can produce some truly monumental explosions. But thanks for the tip Chav, I know you're looking out for us ;)

[mjmacky]

It's when we start getting complaints that I step in.

Hitler came to power by preying on the grievances of the average poorly German. As it turns out, he had his own agenda.

[mjmacky]

Don't call your missus a paedophile, kids. Even if you're only joking. It won't work out well for you. This is a fact.

You have it easy, being that mine is a younger female public high school teacher in the US, that would be a loaded suggestion

[JPaul]

It's when we start getting complaints that I step in.

Hitler came to power by preying on the grievances of the average poorly German. As it turns out, he had his own agenda.

A brief history of the rise of Adolf Hitler and the Third Reich.

[Proper Bo]

In other news, there is no news.

Bo has now done one of those fucking off things since he got a burd again. I said it would happen and it did.

Wot a cunt.

Hactually, I've been lurking.

I have also been pissing out of my arse since wednesday:pinch:

[brotherdoobie]

Hitler came to power by preying on the grievances of the average poorly German. As it turns out, he had his own agenda.

A brief history of the rise of Adolf Hitler and the Third Reich.

Word.

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Peace, brotherdoobie

[JPaul]

In other news, there is no news.

Bo has now done one of those fucking off things since he got a burd again. I said it would happen and it did.

Wot a cunt.

Hactually, I've been lurking.

I have also been pissing out of my arse since wednesday:pinch:

Your front arse isn't really your arse.

It's time you knew that.

[IdolEyes787]

Jesus Fucking Christ.Apparently a Michigan woman is suing the producers of the movie Drive because the advertising led her to believe that it would be like The Fast and the Furious and it wasn't.

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/woman-sues-drive-for-being-too-good-not-enough-like-the-fast-and-furious/

[Artemis]

Jesus Fucking Christ.Apparently a Michigan woman is suing the producers of the movie Drive because the advertising led her to believe that it would be like The Fast and the Furious and it wasn't.

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/woman-sues-drive-for-being-too-good-not-enough-like-the-fast-and-furious/

I still can't get over the woman who sued McDonald's for a coffee she spilt. She wasn't even driving, her grandson was. She consciously took the decision to place the coffee between her legs and remove the lid to add cream and sugar, and fuck me it spilt :slap:

McDonalds was still found 80% responsible for selling an unsafe product.....

[Skiz]

Jesus Fucking Christ.Apparently a Michigan woman is suing the producers of the movie Drive because the advertising led her to believe that it would be like The Fast and the Furious and it wasn't.

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/woman-sues-drive-for-being-too-good-not-enough-like-the-fast-and-furious/

I still can't get over the woman who sued McDonald's for a coffee she spilt. She wasn't even driving, her grandson was. She consciously took the decision to place the coffee between her legs and remove the lid to add cream and sugar, and fuck me it spilt :slap:

McDonalds was still found 80% responsible for selling an unsafe product.....

http://legalfinancejournal.com/loser-pays-legislation-in-texas/

[chalice]

I still can't get over the woman who sued McDonald's for a coffee she spilt. She wasn't even driving, her grandson was. She consciously took the decision to place the coffee between her legs and remove the lid to add cream and sugar, and fuck me it spilt :slap:

McDonalds was still found 80% responsible for selling an unsafe product.....

http://legalfinancejournal.com/loser-pays-legislation-in-texas/

That's Texas for you. Ever considered moving? In time?

Maybe Nazi Germany would suit you better.

[megabyteme]

http://legalfinancejournal.com/loser-pays-legislation-in-texas/

Well, it's a darn good thing HUGE corporations with MASSIVE legal funds would never trample the "little guy", or abuse such a law. :frusty:

[mjmacky]

Well, it's a darn good thing HUGE corporations with MASSIVE legal funds would never trample the "little guy", or abuse such a law. :frusty:

And don't forget that you can't wring the green out of snot stains, the deadbeat frivolous plaintiffs won't pay their legal fees. Basically this law only affects to curb frivolous lawsuits from respectable peoples, who as chance has it, don't file frivolous lawsuits. Fucking genius, ain't that the truth texas.

[Artemis]

http://legalfinancejournal.com/loser-pays-legislation-in-texas/

Well, it's a darn good thing HUGE corporations with MASSIVE legal funds would never trample the "little guy", or abuse such a law. :frusty:

http://listverse.com/2009/01/28/top-10-bizarre-or-frivolous-lawsuits/

$200 billion dollars a year on law suits, what is the 'little guy' on crack ? The world economy is going to hell in a hand basket and the U.S. profligately wastes $200 billion a year on civil law suits ?

[Skiz]

http://legalfinancejournal.com/loser-pays-legislation-in-texas/

Well, it's a darn good thing HUGE corporations with MASSIVE legal funds would never trample the "little guy", or abuse such a law. :frusty:

Only a judge can deem a lawsuit as frivolous, and they may not even do so unless it has been petitioned for after the case and by the defendant, if they lose. I think it's pretty sound. :mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[mjmacky]

My first girlfriend's name was April, I have no idea why I had such an affinity towards the name; she turned out to be a bitch. Facebook tells me she's now a fat bitch with kids.

[Skiz]

So the only difference is the kids then.

[mjmacky]

So the only difference is the kids then.

If we were to assume that's true, then what'd be the problem with that? In reality I prefer 'em petite, luckily I don't live in Texas where the chances of coming across one are slimmer than in most states.

[chalice]

April is the cruelest munt.

Anybody see wot I did there? No?

[mjmacky]

April is the cruelest munt.

Anybody see wot I did there? No?

You made a post?
You swang some localized slang?
You banged my old fat poontang?

[chalice]

All of the above.

This lounge is a wasteland.

Anybody see wot I did there? No?

[Skiz]

It appears jacky is under the impression that beating the anti-Texan drum will get me in a tiff or something else. :huh:

[chalice]

It appears jacky is under the impression that beating the anti-Texan drum will get me in a tiff or something else. :huh:

Yeah, I gave up on that one about 4 years ago.

I'm sticking with nazi. Good old nazis never let me down.

[NotLettingItGo]

So basically the legislature of Texas have decided it'd be better if Texans sorted out their personal disputes without involving the judiciary... well now there's a surprise :rolleyes:

[Skiz]

^whateverthefuckthatmeans.

[Skiz]

Art, you ever walk any of the Te Araroa? A buddy and I are kicking around the idea of putting together a trip in a few years to do a 10-day (or so) hike. We just need to get past the sticker shock of the airfare.

[iLOVENZB]

http://filesharingtalk.com/content/1454-Apple-Inc-(-AAPL)-Shares-Given-New-700.00-Price-Target-by-Hudson-Square-Research-Analysts :naughty:

On Monday they were hovering at around 369 and today they peaked 400.

[Mr. Mulder]

ive got such a fucking erection right now. you don't even know.

[NotLettingItGo]

^whateverthefuckthatmeans.

It means that only the legislature of Texas would think it a good idea to encourage Texans to settle their disputes without involving the Judiciary... seriously... in the state where people fire miniguns in the desert...

[mjmacky]

It appears jacky is under the impression that beating the anti-Texan drum will get me in a tiff or something else. :huh:

Rather that drumbeat never gets old, it's like listening to my classic rock station... in moderation. Also, getting you miffed was already accomplished, say a couple of weeks ago. Now I just need to be certain you don't enjoy a single post of mine. Giving you advice about your computer problems, then watching you not only fail to comprehend it properly and follow through, but rather you decide to suddenly switch gears and spend more money, that was beautiful beautiful icing.

[Artemis]

Art, you ever walk any of the Te Araroa? A buddy and I are kicking around the idea of putting together a trip in a few years to do a 10-day (or so) hike. We just need to get past the sticker shock of the airfare.

The track will not be complete till the end of the year, 3000km in 10 days though what kind of energy bars do you guys use ? The Milford Track here in the Marlborough Sounds is a world famous walking track though along with several others that have world heritage status.

Without sounding like a tourist brochure, the country has some truly awe inspiring scenery including Glaciers, a large alpine range some amazing geothermal activity, absolutely awesome fishing and great weed.

[Skiz]

It appears jacky is under the impression that beating the anti-Texan drum will get me in a tiff or something else. :huh:

Rather that drumbeat never gets old, it's like listening to my classic rock station... in moderation. Also, getting you miffed was already accomplished, say a couple of weeks ago. Now I just need to be certain you don't enjoy a single post of mine. Giving you advice about your computer problems, then watching you not only fail to comprehend it properly and follow through, but rather you decide to suddenly switch gears and spend more money, that was beautiful beautiful icing.

Good luck with all that. I honestly don't give a shit. Keep your non-Lounge posts on-topic and you're fine in my book, regardless of your opinions of me, Texas or anything else.

[Skiz]

Art, you ever walk any of the Te Araroa? A buddy and I are kicking around the idea of putting together a trip in a few years to do a 10-day (or so) hike. We just need to get past the sticker shock of the airfare.

The track will not be complete till the end of the year, 3000km in 10 days though what kind of energy bars do you guys use ? The Milford Track here in the Marlborough Sounds is a world famous walking track though along with several others that have world heritage status.

Without sounding like a tourist brochure, the country has some truly awe inspiring scenery including Glaciers, a large alpine range some amazing geothermal activity, absolutely awesome fishing and great weed.

We're not talking about doing the entire walk, just a section. Which part we don't know just yet. The Milford Track rings a bell tho'... may have read something about that.

I like to be where the people are not. Peace and quiet are what I'm after. Do you recommend one over the other, or is that too general given the range of those trails?

[mjmacky]

Good luck with all that. I honestly don't give a shit. Keep your non-Lounge posts on-topic and you're fine in my book, regardless of your opinions of me, Texas or anything else.

Cut the bullshit. You haven't the credibility to make any of those claims sound remotely believable.

[megabyteme]

I like to be where the people are not.

As one of "the people", I can say we prefer that too. :yup:

[Mr. Mulder]

sup dawgs. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://youtu.be/KxaCOHT0pmI

[mjmacky]

He IS the bionic man

[megabyteme]

Richest man in the world performing "Stupid Pet Tricks" suitable for Letterman. :lol:

[Skiz]

http://youtu.be/KxaCOHT0pmI

Who knew Bill had such skills? :O

He's lucky he made it I guess or that prolly would have become the most watched video of all time. :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

Wurk Sewp Home Dawgs!!!!!1 :smilie4:

[Skiz]

I won the internets again. :O

[Skiz]

http://shitthatsirisays.tumblr.com/

[Skiz]

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[iLOVENZB]

http://i.imgur.com/r3BOg.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

well i upgraded my gayphone os like every other cunt and its fucking took all my music and videos off. thanks a lot steve!1

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/britain-to-be-hit-by-entirely-typical-weather-201110174431/

[thebazzla]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/britain-to-be-hit-by-entirely-typical-weather-201110174431/WHAT A QUOTE"The important thing is to stay inside, carry a flaming torch at all times and don't be sentimental about eating your plumpest child."

[tesco]

well i upgraded my gayphone os like every other cunt and its fucking took all my music and videos off. thanks a lot steve!1Same happened to me. :dry:
Have friends who had to re-download all their apps.

[mjmacky]

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[anigav]

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[Artemis]

http://i.imgur.com/ue3si.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

http://i.imgur.com/8Fjlm.jpg

[megabyteme]

http://i.imgur.com/8Fjlm.jpg

Rock beats scissors.

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[IdolEyes787]

I guess the marketing campaign has worked because I'm bothering to post this here but seriously mental health issues or what?
Personally I think there should be some sort of law against this level of stupid.

It's not the fact that he "seeks to be different" but someone that desperate for attention that they are willing to mutilate themselves to get it should be directed to counseling and not championed.

Also to the idiots on Youtube that insist on posting that "he's beautiful with or without the makeup" ; you're idiots.And the fact that you laugh at people who don't happen to be wearing the "right" clothes makes you hypocritical idiots.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mIBKifOOQQ

[mjmacky]

I'm bothering to post this here

It took me exactly 30 seconds to realize that you're trying to share your naked man chest fetish with everyone here. I would be there to support you in your coming out, but I have a note in my purse warning me about vampire teen idols.

[iLOVENZB]

mj, surprised you didn't say anything about him being Canadian :\

[Artemis]

'This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Black Hole Recordings' so once again :mad3: youtube

[IdolEyes787]

'This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Black Hole Recordings' so once again :mad3: youtube

The internet is a harsh mistress.

http://www.break.com/index/go-beyond-the-cover-2192741

[Skiz]

"GlobalPost: Qaddafi apparently sodomized after capture

A frame by frame analysis of this exclusive GlobalPost video clearly shows the rebel trying to insert some kind of stick or knife into Gaddafi's rear end. GlobalPost correspondent Tracey Shelton said there is some question as to whether the instrument was a knife from the end of a gun, which Libyans call a Bicketti, or a utilitiy tool known as a Becker Knife and Tool, which is popularly known as a BKT."

:pinch:

[Artemis]

bummer.

[megabyteme]

That stinks.

[megabyteme]

He ran long and hard, but they got him in the end.

[chalice]

Oh noes, the 20 dawler fred has been invaded by cunts with no comprehension or adherence to the jingo and swank which sustained it or so long.

Read back six years, you interloping cunts.

[megabyteme]

A copy of a copy is always hard to read. Even in digital. :(

[chalice]

A copy of a copy is always hard to read. Even in digital. :(

It's not a copy. Several of us stalwarts have won the internets several times. You win the interntets when nobody posts.

After a while, I kinda got a bit bored of winning the internets. Then I met MBM.

That was when I realised that there's two ways to win the internets.

[megabyteme]

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[chalice]

Anyway, I'm eating salt and vinegar crisps and drinking milk.

Also, my mum told me today that the eight year old ginger kid next door lured another younger, non-ginger kid into his makeshift hut and stuck his finger up his arse. The cops got involved.

It's a crazy, mixed up world, kids.

[Artemis]

........my mum told me today that the eight year old ginger kid next door lured another younger kid into his makeshift hut and stuck his finger up his arse. The cops got involved.

It's a crazy, mixed up world, kids.

Wouldn't that be a crazy mixed up kid, kids ? Unless of course he is planning a career as a proctologist....

[chalice]

His mum once sent the kid to our door to ask for a tampon. True story.

'nuff said.

[Artemis]

That's a cunt of a thing to do, seriously.

[megabyteme]

Gingers. :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

Anyway, I'm eating salt and vinegar crisps and drinking milk.

Also, my mum told me today that the eight year old ginger kid next door lured another younger, non-ginger kid into his makeshift hut and stuck his finger up his arse. The cops got involved.

It's a crazy, mixed up world, kids.


pics?