Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

tornpectoralismajorsup :dabs:

[Something Else]

Sorry to hear that Muldy. I guess the guns will have to go in storage for a few weeks. Poor female species. :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

my weapons license has been revoked for two whole weeks and then after that i can only handle small fire arms for a short while :dabs: x2 the macs.

[Something Else]

http://www.imgftw.net/img/837981240.jpg http://www.imgftw.net/img/571538000.jpg

Not going to Carnivalsup. :smilie4:

Got work instead tho' :dabs:

[Snee]

Annoyingly compelling game. (http://shingakunet.com/school/9000226898/9000283703/special/)

[Skiz]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/4d1eb75f-9a65-428c-b541-88afbf5a3057.jpg

[Something Else]

:lol:

http://www.imgftw.net/img/775696283.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol: :pinch:

fakemondaywurksup :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Barbarossa]

Morning tossers :coffee:

[Mr. Mulder]

facebook is down, im going to kill my self.

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEvNS5TzvwM

[Mr. Mulder]

49184

watching a program on channel4 about secks traffiking, seeing how easy it is to set-up :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/23882/How-To-Catch-a-Seagull/#show

he's got some pretty sweet moves.

[Skiz]

Just paid $151 (7£) for a seat belt ticket.

I hope they choke on it. :angry:

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw-gO7ayCDU
Got my rocks off.Run and tell that homeboy.

[coaxial]

roflcoptor

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup, sluts :smilie4:

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[ziggyjuarez]

Always with the rape:innocent:

[Mr. Mulder]

its my favourite kind of ape :mushy:

[ziggyjuarez]

http://a.imageshack.us/img836/5346/xxxcb.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

That's awesome!!! :o

[ziggyjuarez]

MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://a.imageshack.us/img824/2006/asdcs.jpg
http://a.imageshack.us/img266/1266/ddsds.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

win.

/wurksup, cunt nuggets :coffee:

[Mr. Mulder]

some morning jay pegs :smilie4:

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[ziggyjuarez]

*faps

[Skiz]

WTF is going on with that kid singing? :fear:

[megabyteme]

It's either a comedian, or a preacher. :idunno:

[JPaul]

Is this forum working or wtf.

I have tried to log in and it's all like no wais.

Someone PM me when it's working again.

[Mr. Mulder]

49490

fridaysup, muvas!!!111 :01: :01: :01:

off out drinking with my mandems tonight, gonna be mint innit' :chav:

[Mr. Mulder]

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fact.

[Mr. Mulder]

hmmm... :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

sup bawlbags.

the wench is in hospital all ill and stuff, not sure what it is yet tho'. She's sposed to be having surgery about now:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

shit man, what happened? she collapse or something?

[Proper Bo]

In other news, I found a fiver while walking the dog:01:
It got even more orsum when I found a tenner just a few feet away!11!1:o!

[Proper Bo]

shit man, what happened? she collapse or something?
no, she was having rly bad abdominal pains so the doctor sent her to hospital 2 days ago. They found nothing on xrays and scans and stuff so they're planning on putting one of those camera thingies inside her for a look:no:

[Mr. Mulder]

shit mang :no:

[Proper Bo]

It's terrible, I've had to take time off wurk and eat takeaways and the wash basket hasn't emptied itself like normal:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

I took her DS in for her yesterday, like, she hasn't even got a tellybox there, let alone sky hd:no:
They won't let her eat or drink either, bawlbags.
On the plus side, she gets free morphine when she wants.

[Mr. Mulder]

was gonna say lyke how are you still alive and not in a pool of your own poo :pinch:

[Proper Bo]

Just got back from the hospital, like.
She's had surgery and seems to be doing fine, might een hae her home tomorrow:happy:
(which is handy cause i'e run out of clothes:smilie4:

In other news, I'e got pizza and fuckloads of dr pepper and the puntsphere on in HD:01:

edit: it seems my "" key has stopped working again:pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

Gud news indeed lyke, saves ewe buying new clothes :smilie4:


im off out on the pish, laters fagtards!111111111 :01:

[Proper Bo]

Ja, hopefully she'll sole the problem of me tripping oer all the empty takeaway containers too.
I don't understand how they're still there, normally I eat the food and the containers disappear on their own:unsure:

[chalice]

My very best to your missus, Bo, you cunt.

[Proper Bo]

I shall indeed pass that on to her, cuntybollocks.:kiss:

======================================================

A quick couple of questions for any wimmin reading;

1.Where do ewe buy new plates from? All the ones here are dirty.:unsure:

2.Also, undercooked pizza - poisonous or not?:ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

pizzas are just hot arent they? in the wild lyke in nature they're just hot??

/turned out to be a shit night so left :emo:

[ziggyjuarez]

:01: Bump

[ziggyjuarez]

Iron Man 2 (2010) DVDRip XviD-MAXSPEED :01:

[Speedo]

Iron Man 2 (2010) DVDRip XviD-MAXSPEED :01:

So any rip will do for you. No pride? No waiting for quality?

[megabyteme]

ziggy's not known for his waiting skills. :no:

[stvnsmither]

How come i'm not allowed a sig. Racists.

[enoughfakefiles]

The board has a no smoking policy.

[josecitox]

I win! :D

[Mr. Mulder]

I win! :D

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[chalice]

:lol:

[chalice]

In other news, the missus and the two youngest have gone to some unimaginably wank free concert hosted by Eamonn fucking Holmes.

I, on the other hand, am getting wopped and drinking alcopops and eating beef curry fried rice with no mushrooms and watching the fuck outta The Bourne Ultimatum on the big tellybox to the max.

That means I win. I win I win I win.

[Mr. Mulder]

chavis, if you were female i just so fucking would :wub:

[stvnsmither]

The board has a no smoking policy.

:drumthingy:

[stvnsmither]

That did make me :lol: tho'

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup motherfuckers :smilie4:

need to go buy some motherfucking flipflops, some motherfucking short shorts and some motherfucking factor 50, gonna look like one straight-up motherfucker :smilie4:

[thebazzla]

Sup motherfuckers :smilie4:

need to go buy some motherfucking flipflops, some motherfucking short shorts and some motherfucking factor 50, gonna look like one straight-up motherfucker :smilie4:i looks to me likes you are going on hols with that getup?

[enoughfakefiles]

whats wrong with the trunks and long socks look :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

watching some shit on bbc2 about monkeys narrated by patrick stewart. its pretty fucking epic.

[enoughfakefiles]

watching some shit on bbc2 about monkeys narrated by patrick stewart. its pretty fucking epic.

Is he making them sew :smilie4:

.

[Mr. Mulder]

49746

:pinch:

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.lostrepublic.us/Graphics/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

Two days to go motherfuckers!!!! :01: finish work tomorrow, go to the misseses, eat some shit, grab our shit then go to the airport :01: :01: :01:

/but until then, wurksup... :emo:


:coffee:

[Mr. Mulder]

in a proper holiday mood, can't be fucked with this work shit :/

[Mr. Mulder]

49785

eating a coranation chicken sammich innit :01:

[Snee]

Been to Latvia this weekend.

Played a lot of poker. Also some billiards.

The cabins in the boats to and fro were a bit shit, as was the hotel room, and the city wot I was in. It was all dirty and stuff.

There was a bloke on the street selling babuschka dolls with lyke Hitler and Bin Laden painted on, though, it made me lol. Also mental old wimmin dancing in the street, badly. That scored another haha.

[Mr. Mulder]

it sounds, in internet capcha related image terms, fucking awesome!!!!

[ziggyjuarez]

Hey guys!
What kind of bees make milk?





















































~

BooBees:glag:

[megabyteme]

I was going to say, "The kind found in B-Cups" (bee-cups)... :mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

Ha! He said boobies! :lol:

wurksup :emo:

incase you cunts didn't know, I'M OFF ON HOLIDAY TONIGHT!!1!1!!1! :01: :01: :01: :01: :01: pluswun!1

[ziggyjuarez]

slash bed.

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

this day is dragging like a fat chick :dabs:

[stvnsmither]

Have a fine holiday Signor Mulderino. Bring back cayke, or do something else.

[stvnsmither]

Italy U21 1-0 Wales U21 FT
(HT 1-0)

* Mustacchio 14 <--------------- lulz

[Snee]

Click here for rocket surgeons -> http://www.allselfpics.com/

[Snee]

Hmz.

I wonder where sam^4 is.

Certainly not here, in the lounge, no.

[ziggyjuarez]

Sam deleted me from myspace :(

[Snee]

That is wrong like a really wrong thing.

[ziggyjuarez]

Well not that wrong.

[flatlinerz]

always wanted to win the internet

[ziggyjuarez]

Damn pornhub took my whole night!:mad:

[TheDave]

I'm sorry jiggy. I will always love you.

[Skiz]

:o

[ziggyjuarez]

O!Oh hi dayv.:shutup:

[Snee]

Finding out that he's alive is the most incrediballs thing that has happened to me this entire week. And then it started off in a furreign country!!

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA

[TheDave]

So like. What's going on? It feels like i traveled back in time about 3 years.

[Snee]

I'm not a student anymore. Chalice is harsh now. manker went to Nevada or something. Bo and Lynne live together, 'cept she went to the hospital the other day. collinmacc is now named Barbarossa and is internets famous. cheebus and spd are gone afaik. JP and Ziggy are still them.

[Snee]

Oh, and I've got this name wot you made up, whilst darth stole my old one. Tho' he's missing too.

busyman is gone too. J2k4 is still here, and arguing with clocker, off and on.

[TheDave]

I noticed j2k4 is still a republican. I never realised until today that i read his posts in Rush Limbaugh's voice. Even before i heard of Limbaugh, i did.

I remember barbarossa, but can't remember him being an internet celebrity. What's the crack with that like?

[Snee]

Some of his stuff on b3ta got published by Nuts magazine, whatever that is.

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/423483-So-on-my-web-travels-today.... also.

[ziggyjuarez]

Cryco no longer posts:cry:

[ziggyjuarez]

And GeppeRankins either...

[TheDave]

And GeppeRankins either...

That guy was a dick though.

[ziggyjuarez]

Yeah.A real, Real, Real big dick:blushing:

[TheDave]

I'm bored. Was FST always like this? I was gonna go to bed, then i watched a youtube video that made me angry.

[ziggyjuarez]

Slow yes.Full of noobs no.Its on its way down like myspace.

[TheDave]

I just went to music and saw that somebody said that the game was the best rapper alive. The thread had been closed so i couldn't explain to this man that he was mentally deficient. If i remember correctly, Music don't like rap at all do they?

[ziggyjuarez]

They are all racist and only know radio rap:dabs:
Do you still listen to JMT IT and thus forth?
Check my youtube audio playlist.Its full of win.Tell me if im good or what.

[TheDave]

They are all racist and only know radio rap:dabs:
Do you still listen to JMT IT and thus forth?

Yeah boi. You heard of Kabuto the Python?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iapcPyKcgPQ

Don't know how to embed. Sorry.

[ziggyjuarez]

Noob:P
Will check out l8er.

[ziggyjuarez]

4chan rap?

[TheDave]

The guy has skillz though.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrhO9d2FI84

[ziggyjuarez]

Funny stuff.Full of memes for the lulz.
You know i made a rap album:smilie4: Was full of doom instrumentals and had samples from movies.Ten tracks in all in Madvillain style but Acid rap lyrics.Was more then happy with it.Too bad i no longer have the tracks.:dry:You should try it yourself.The shit is so easy.Like anything else you get better.

[TheDave]

brb. freestyle

[Snee]

Lulz. cya.

[Snee]

Poker tournament. berb.

[ndesent]

no

[ndesent]

i win

[Snee]

Oh fuck off.

---

Evening.

L8r.

[stvnsmither]

Poker tournament. berb.

Was it on the internets or in :earl:

I can't remember the password for my normal account btw. :pinch:

[Snee]

:earl:

[Snee]

Going to the waterpark today, I think.

Indoor waterparks > *


chalice:

What's the avatar from? I just liek noticed it.

[chalice]

Going to the waterpark today, I think.

Indoor waterparks > *


chalice:

What's the avatar from? I just liek noticed it.

It's from Miracleman to the max.

It's Kidmiracleman holding Miracleman's head in his hands.

It's Tottleben, I think.

[Snee]

Marvel villain type of deal?

Half looking for something to read.

Had not read any comics for a bit, but happened to have some hellblazer (the one taking place in Iraq, with the card game*) with me on the phone, probably cos I was testing something. Read through it on the bus to the harbor, like, and spent some time on the boat to Riga wishing I had brought more, so now I'ma stock up.

Recommendations for new stuff are welcome.

EDit: *Hellblazer: Hard Time is still the bestest Hellblazer, tho'.

[chalice]

Marvel villain type of deal?

Half looking for something to read.

Had not read any comics for a bit, but happened to have some hellblazer (the one taking place in Iraq, with the card game*) with me on the phone, probably cos I was testing something. Read through it on the bus to the harbor, like, and spent some time on the boat to Riga wishing I had brought more, so now I'ma stock up.

Recommendations for new stuff are welcome.

EDit: *Hellblazer: Hard Time is still the bestest Hellblazer, tho'.

I was somewhat surprised that you didn't recognise it. Alan Moore, of course.

If you haven't read Miracleman/Marvelman then you're experiencing serious gapage and are in for a treat.

Sort it out, you bum. It's on that site wot you gave me.

[chalice]

Also reading The Boys, Neocomicon, Supergod, Captain Swing And The Electrical Pirates Of Cindery Island, Freak Angels and just about anything else which tickles my massive fancy, like.

[Skiz]

Been enjoying this the past few days. Makes interwebing a bit easier.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/2677/?src=fxwhatsnew

[Snee]

Marvel villain type of deal?

Half looking for something to read.

Had not read any comics for a bit, but happened to have some hellblazer (the one taking place in Iraq, with the card game*) with me on the phone, probably cos I was testing something. Read through it on the bus to the harbor, like, and spent some time on the boat to Riga wishing I had brought more, so now I'ma stock up.

Recommendations for new stuff are welcome.

EDit: *Hellblazer: Hard Time is still the bestest Hellblazer, tho'.

I was somewhat surprised that you didn't recognise it. Alan Moore, of course.

If you haven't read Miracleman/Marvelman then you're experiencing serious gapage and are in for a treat.

Sort it out, you bum. It's on that site wot you gave me.


Also reading The Boys, Neocomicon, Supergod, Captain Swing And The Electrical Pirates Of Cindery Island, Freak Angels and just about anything else which tickles my massive fancy, like.

Thanks. Lyke.


Been swimming and whatnot :happy:

[Snee]

Ecclesiastical revelles.

srsly. What kind of arsemonkey compiles the lexicon for captchas these days.

[Snee]

That was for clash of the titans, btw. Which I'm now watching. It's kind of meh this far.

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wqOGfTLXGU

[Skweeky]

That was for clash of the titans, btw. Which I'm now watching. It's kind of meh this far.

I hope you didn't watch the whole thing. More than two hours you will never get back.

[dmkreation]

last post.. thread closed

[Barbarossa]

Honest to God, where do these people come from :frusty:

[stvnsmither]

Hoi. You wouldn't be where you are without the peasants.

[ziggyjuarez]

I need twenty dollars for DVDs.

[TheDave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DDfAz0huTE#t=0m55s

wondering if time shit works on here

[TheDave]

the answer is no

[sinman]

what?

[stvnsmither]

Works fine for me le dave.

[ziggyjuarez]

Dude you have no koran

[Mr. Mulder]

Comesta, bitches :smilie4:

[koolkat]

i am on it

[Something Else]

Comesta, bitches :smilie4:

Back from hols already!? :O or do they have internets in foreign, or did you get immigrated, or something else. How was it.

[ziggyjuarez]

Spick!

[Something Else]

racialist. :eyebrows:

[chalice]

racialist. :eyebrows:

He's not a racialist. He's just a silly little spastic who doesn't know his arse from his elbow, who also manifests serious daddy-issues to the max.

Do you think he ever knew his dad? If he did, do you think it would've been better for him (not to mention us) if he didn't?

I wouldn't mind if he was funny with it. He just seems to have gotten stupider with time.

[chalice]

Do you think he will understand the previous?

Not enough, I think is the answer.

[Something Else]

You've taken that too far....as usual. :smilie4:

[chalice]

You've taken that too far....as usual. :smilie4:

Hai thenk ewe.

[Something Else]

I've been using lots of power tools, looking for, but not finding much to smoke. Installing apps on the wenchez' iPod. Mostly playing the poker.
We had a game a while back, and it, if not me was win if I recall. Did we use that PokerTH app. I'd love to play some people who existed in :earl: rather than these tiny, faceless, internets lolboys i've been thrashing for the last few weeks.

EDIT: My new job makes me swear at nature a lot.

[chalice]

I've been using lots of power tools, looking for, but not finding much to smoke. Installing apps on the wenchez' iPod. Mostly playing the poker.
We had a game a while back, and it, if not me was win if I recall. Did we use that PokerTH app. I'd love to play some people who existed in :earl: rather than these tiny, faceless, internets lolboys i've been thrashing for the last few weeks.

EDIT: My new job makes me swear at nature a lot.

What's a clever boy like you doing shoveling shite, my friend?

It's beneath you, literally.

[Something Else]

:lol:

I prefer to use my mind for pleasure, and my hands for work. I like to keep all that serious business shite away from my mind so that it can concentrate on higher things.

[ziggyjuarez]

:o

[TheDave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wAAm7y0pco

Diss ziggyjuarez again and i'm on some fucking you up shit aight.

[chalice]

Diss ziggyjuarez again and i'm on some fucking you up shit aight.

I'll just squat down trembling in fear and squeeze out a few fucking bricks then, shall I?

Ziggy is a fucking remedial. There you go.

What the fuck are you gonna do now, David?

[chalice]

Worst could happen is I'd get hit with badly spelt Northern English filtered hardcore rap lyrics.

Mercy.

[megabyteme]

[/video]

Diss ziggyjuarez again and i'm on some fucking you up shit aight.

Go get 'im, Lenny...er, Dave.

[chalice]

See, TheDave thought he might get some sorta fanfare coming back. He thought he was something.

The problem with that is that the only something that heralded him was Ziggy, who nobody has given two fucks about in about five years.

Two internets lives who nobody really gives two fucks about and who shoulda stayed whereverthefuck they were in the first place.

A Northern English rap fan and a little boy brought up wrong. A combined force to be reckoned with.

They remember a different lounge.

[TheDave]

Dude. Why are you so mad?

I posted a message to jiggy in here, because he posted one to me on youtube and i couldn't respond to it. Then i posted some songs that i'd recommend to him in here, because we like the same kind of music.

Props on calling me out though, i was hoping you thought i actually had a plan to come and get you or some shit.

[TheDave]

Dude. Why are you so mad?

I posted a message to jiggy in here, because he posted one to me on youtube and i couldn't respond to it. Then i posted some songs that i'd recommend to him in here, because we like the same kind of music.

Props on calling me out though, i was hoping you thought i actually had a plan to come and get you or some shit.

[Barbarossa]

You said that already

[megabyteme]

Rapers like to repeat themselves.

[Something Else]

What's a rapers. :blink:

[IdolEyes787]

People who rape so mostly Vikings and Clergyman .

[Something Else]

You mean rapists, Shirley.

[Something Else]

There's too many green-stars around here.Sickening to look at. :ghey:

[enoughfakefiles]

How many posts do you need to have to get 5 green stars :unsure:

[megabyteme]

What's a rapers. :blink:

I guess that's "rapper". I'm just not up on all this new hippity-hop stuff the kids are into these days.

[Skiz]

:pinch:

Yea, literacy is such a fad. It'll be out in no time.

[megabyteme]

I don't believe I had ever used the word "rapper" in a sentence before, and spell check didn't complain about it. Oh well, I'll donate $20 to an orphanage, perhaps that will absolve me of my sin. :D

[megabyteme]

Anyone know this Dave guy well enough to swear he isn't a raper? Apparently he disappeared for quite some time. Prison sentence, perhaps?:O

[ziggyjuarez]

dabs

[ziggyjuarez]

I mean...FST is my fist internets.I will never forget it.I was only 15 or 14 to bewgain with now in 21 qoot qootr

[ziggyjuarez]

Happy birth day to me la la la, La la la la.

[Something Else]

Happy Birthday Ziggyfella. Have a good one.

[TheDave]

Happy birthday innit.

[ziggyjuarez]

Won 606$ at the casinos on my last dollar.Lucky or wat?

[ziggyjuarez]

Well i lost 300$ before that.but with my winnings i paid the hotel and my losses with the all you can eat food.So i got a fee trip.:01:

[ziggyjuarez]

Well im off to worjk itn the dfielss for ahlikr like mexicans lol vrv

[Mr. Mulder]

you crazy indians and your casinos :rolleyes:


/Dawgs :smilie4:

[ziggyjuarez]

lol googlebot

[Mr. Mulder]

Friday and payday!11

52063

[megabyteme]

My wife...and a known killer. This is the start of a very bad day. :(

[chalice]

Dude. Why are you so mad?

I posted a message to jiggy in here, because he posted one to me on youtube and i couldn't respond to it. Then i posted some songs that i'd recommend to him in here, because we like the same kind of music.

Props on calling me out though, i was hoping you thought i actually had a plan to come and get you or some shit.

Mad as a necklace of herpes, that's me, David.

Carry on posting tunes for your backward liddle buddy.

Don't mind moi.

[ziggyjuarez]

Dave knows his music.

[ziggyjuarez]

Cracks open a 40oz and listens to 90s hip-hip*

[iLOVENZB]

http://tinyurl.com/yh7rmze

http://www.wesley-gibson.name/

[ziggyjuarez]

tight for impossible for my ladders.

[ziggyjuarez]

wow who the firetrucks swallows 600mg of
Diphenhydramine?i feel so...

[Something Else]

Slagging off plants, and taking pharmaceuticals.

No wonder the world thinks America is a fat spastic. :dabs:

[RapidSpeeds]

Lol, is this a joke or what? :P

[knightm]

I think its a joke rapidspeeds :P

[chalice]

Hoi, Ziggy, you're a bit of a fucking monkey, aren't you?

The stupid bit. Yeah?

Yeah.

[chalice]

Hoi, Ziggy, how stupid do you reckon your are?

I reckon you're clean off the scale kinda stupid, but I don't count.

Once again, how stupid?

[ziggyjuarez]

Yes.
Took a whole lot of diphenhydramine with malt liquor.

[chalice]

There you go, world.

[chalice]

That's a new record when it comes to incomprehensible stupidity, like.

Still, Dave knows his music. And I've heard that that's a good thing.

According to some monkey, like.

[ziggyjuarez]

did you change your name or something?I dont remember a chavis.Are you manker?

[chalice]

I'm whatever you'd like me to be, sweetheart.

This has no effect whatsoever upon your stupidity, though.

[ziggyjuarez]

Not even a little?

[ziggyjuarez]

Well from now on I'll consider you manker.

[TheDave]

I figure it's one of the scotch mafia. JP or spd maybe. Could be manker after a head injury though. Tother day i thought it was fugley. Can't remember why.

[ziggyjuarez]

Well who ever it is, They be troll'n

[chalice]

You do that, child. Makes fuck all difference to me.

Does it make you feel less stupid?

[ziggyjuarez]

It lets me realize this is how you pass your time.

[TheDave]

Trolling got too popular these days. Chavis is so last week :(

[ziggyjuarez]

I do admit.Jumping on the troll wagon now and then is a great activity.

[chalice]

I figure it's one of the scotch mafia. JP or spd maybe. Could be manker after a head injury though. Tother day i thought it was fugley. Can't remember why.

JP is a very nice man. He wouldn't do this kinda thing to you poor lickle spastics. He's got class.

I don't, though and you're both two of the sorriest spastics I've yet to smite. True story.

[callum]

I figure it's one of the scotch mafia. JP or spd maybe. Could be manker after a head injury though. Tother day i thought it was fugley. Can't remember why.

JP is a very nice man. He wouldn't do this kinda thing to you poor lickle spastics. He's got class.

I don't, though and you're both two of the sorriest spastics I've yet to smite. True story.

I think JP was quite fond of The:(

[TheDave]

was?

[ziggyjuarez]

Are you busy dave?I feel like showing you my dick on msmessinger.

[chalice]

JP is a very nice man. He wouldn't do this kinda thing to you poor lickle spastics. He's got class.

I don't, though and you're both two of the sorriest spastics I've yet to smite. True story.

I think JP was quite fond of The:(

So, you're agreeing with me then?

Or wot?

[TheDave]

I'm using pidgin, so you might have to do it in ascii or something.

[ziggyjuarez]

?wat?

[chalice]

I'm so pidgen, you don't even understand it, David, even though you're standing under it.

[callum]

I think JP was quite fond of The:(

So, you're agreeing with me then?

Or wot?

I've not really been paying attention. Carry on as you were.

[TheDave]

"When your girlfriend/boyfriend is jacking you off and you are about to ejaculate, you break there arm and finish yourself off with his or her arm."

I kinda understand it, but it doesn't make much sense, especially given the context.

[chalice]

Good. Good. David bit. Good old mild-mannered David bit.

See you tomorrow, David.

[ziggyjuarez]

Other people suck at jack'n it...FACT!

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGZsGX3B_BY

[chalice]

Other people suck at jack'n it...FACT!

That's not a fact, you fucking monkey, it's just some loosely colliding letters.

You're too stupid to fight me. So is dave, but at least he doesn't live in a fucking tree.

[ziggyjuarez]

meh,
Sence youtube exposed trolls its not so druggie fresh...

[chalice]

See, Ziggy, you think that everyone who thinks you are a dick is automatically a troll.

This isn't the case.

You're just a stupid little dick, child. Deal with it.

[ziggyjuarez]

Delt*

[chalice]

Point proven.

[ziggyjuarez]

Got your rocks off?:smilie4:

[chalice]

Yeah, I fucking love it when spastics do what they do best.

If you had proper hands, I'd get you to wank me off.

[ziggyjuarez]

Other people suck at it.Only you know best!

[chalice]

Yes, Jonny.

Get back to grooming your 'friend's' daughter.

At least you'll stand a chance with minors.

[ziggyjuarez]

Cracks a 40*

[megabyteme]

A little street violence, rape and bestiality to start the morning...

http://thumbnails17.imagebam.com/9941/1d072b99405730.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/1d072b99405730)

http://thumbnails29.imagebam.com/9941/26a55399405728.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/26a55399405728)

[iLOVENZB]

Friday and payday!11

52063

She looks 12.

[megabyteme]

In yer dreams, NZB. :P

[TheDave]

Writing well formed sentences and acting like a cunt doesn't mean you're particularly intelligent. It just means you're a cunt that could get a GCSE in english.

[megabyteme]

However, being a potentially intelligent cunt is FAR better than being a known stupid one.

[ziggyjuarez]

bumpsup woke a daze

[TheDave]

However, being a potentially intelligent cunt is FAR better than being a known stupid one.

He said i was stupid, well too stupid to fight him.

The only interactions i know of between us though are pretty recent. He decided, without provocation to attack me and call me out for being some kind narcissist attention whoring dickhead. Problem with that was he got it pretty obviously wrong, making himself out to be the dickhead.

Shiiiiiiit. He's too stupid to fight me if anything.

[chalice]

However, being a potentially intelligent cunt is FAR better than being a known stupid one.

He said i was stupid, well too stupid to fight him.

The only interactions i know of between us though are pretty recent. He decided, without provocation to attack me and call me out for being some kind narcissist attention whoring dickhead. Problem with that was he got it pretty obviously wrong, making himself out to be the dickhead.

Shiiiiiiit. He's too stupid to fight me if anything.


Diss ziggyjuarez again and i'm on some fucking you up shit aight. That's provocation enough for me, David.

There I was happily minding my own business, calling Ziggy a mong (which is hardly debatable) and along comes The BigScaryDavid to fuck my shit up.

Is it a short-term memory loss thing, David or merely selective? Perhaps your over-sized dome is lodged in your intestines again.

I'm glad we have this chance to talk, you fucking window-licker.

[ziggyjuarez]

im about to fall on my fucking face.I hope i change for my 14 year old girlfriend.

[chalice]

The sad thing is, Jonny, you're not even a realised paedophile yet. You're just a wannabe one.

I'm sure the falling on your face thing comes naturally, though. Bless.

[ziggyjuarez]

Falls*

[ziggyjuarez]

you fucking window-licker.
you like aphex twin also?

[chalice]

you fucking window-licker.
you like aphex twin also?

I don't dislike him.

His videos are good, like.

[ziggyjuarez]

lol
i play window licker off of a DVD and everyobody loves it.




slahbed/

[TheDave]

He said i was stupid, well too stupid to fight him.

The only interactions i know of between us though are pretty recent. He decided, without provocation to attack me and call me out for being some kind narcissist attention whoring dickhead. Problem with that was he got it pretty obviously wrong, making himself out to be the dickhead.

Shiiiiiiit. He's too stupid to fight me if anything.


Diss ziggyjuarez again and i'm on some fucking you up shit aight. That's provocation enough for me, David.

There I was happily minding my own business, calling Ziggy a mong (which is hardly debatable) and along comes The BigScaryDavid to fuck my shit up.

Is it a short-term memory loss thing, David or merely selective? Perhaps your over-sized dome is lodged in your intestines again.

I'm glad we have this chance to talk, you fucking window-licker.

I remember posting this. I figured it'd be pretty obvious i was just playing. What with the speaking in ebonics, referencing a song, making a threat to an anonymous person on a forum, acting like another anonymous person needed that protection.

I'm so sorry if i scared you. I never had any intention of coming to get you. You can sleep soundly tonight, i promise.

[chalice]

Well that's a relief, David.

Out of all of the hundreds of spastics who've threatened me with violence over the internets over the years, you were the one I was sure would carry it out.

I think it was something to do with the pretentious definitive article as a pretext to your given name. That's some scary shite right there.

[TheDave]

In at least seven years i've never thought that it might actually come off as pretentious.

Anyway, Lowkey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmBnvajSfWU

[chalice]

In at least seven years i've never thought that it might actually come off as pretentious.



You wouldn't, though, would you?

By definition, like.

[chalice]

David, I am considerably cleverer than you, mate. I do this for sport.

It might have taken me a week or two to get a rise out of you, but I got one nonetheless.

This will continue for as long as you respond. You're my hobby. Not you in particular, just any cunt who bites.

Especially exceptionally stupid cunts like yourself. I thank you for that.

[ziggyjuarez]

woke up in a daze,
Bumpsup?

[TheDave]

David, I am considerably cleverer than you, mate. I do this for sport.

It might have taken me a week or two to get a rise out of you, but I got one nonetheless.

This will continue for as long as you respond. You're my hobby. Not you in particular, just any cunt who bites.

Especially exceptionally stupid cunts like yourself. I thank you for that.

Darn!

You mean you were trolling all along!?


What you did was flail. I flail too sometimes. I think i was pretty much known for it on here.

You made a bad call bro, just accept it and chill out.

[chalice]

Trolling's got nothing to do with it. Neither has flailing.

Calling me a cunt is like calling a sofa a sofa.

I'm a proper cunt, never denied it.

The problem is yourself not admitting you're stupid when it's pretty fucking plain, like.

[ziggyjuarez]

I remember trying to add you on msn last night, But thats about it???