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megabyteme
12-15-2010, 09:18 AM
/time for an even steven with a temp taper fade in the back.

I like it when you talk dirty! :w00t:

Skiz
12-15-2010, 09:59 AM
:eyebrows:

iLOVENZB
12-15-2010, 11:41 AM
:unsure:

Mr. Mulder
12-15-2010, 11:56 AM
I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth!
I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth!
I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth!
I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth!
I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth!

Mr. Mulder
12-15-2010, 11:59 AM
61886 61887

61888

iLOVENZB
12-15-2010, 12:14 PM
http://nicki-minaj.net/2010/10/05/whip-my-hair-back-forth-nicki-minaj-remix/

Mr. Mulder
12-15-2010, 12:18 PM
OH SHIT DAWGS THAT IS TIGHT YO!!!!11!! WUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!

/misses is here, got to go pretend to be a functioning grown-up, useful to society :emo:

Proper Bo
12-15-2010, 12:23 PM
luls, i've just gone from that to someone who has just woken up at 12pm and is now considering going back to bed cause there's fuck all else to do.

iLOVENZB
12-15-2010, 12:55 PM
Mulder is married? :unsure:

megabyteme
12-15-2010, 02:56 PM
61886 61887

61888

Sorry I got sexually aroused by your head, Mulder. :blushing:

JPaul
12-15-2010, 06:11 PM
That's such an odd comment coming from a current FileSharingTalk moderator. I can certainly understand the comment coming from an ex-mod- one who has gotten burnt out on the politics and drama. It really makes me wonder why you would be a moderator on a site where you apparently have disdain for the largest, most active section on the site. :unsure:
Skizo can say that because he's a bad guy with lots tattoos.

LOL, they used to say the same thing about me. C'mon now mega they guy is obviously a tard. This is what happens when they stray. Speaking of tards...






Here here!

You're an idiot, and not even the amusing type.

Oh, go suck a cock. So we're clear I speak in jest as I don't wish you any serious ill will. It is the holidays after all. The worst I would wish on you is a male yeast infection or a hemorrhoid.

There's no need to provide even more proof. People already know you are an idiot.

JPaul
12-15-2010, 06:13 PM
Sit about in your wankpit all day eating sammiches and watching internet pornography

That's kind of like telling you to breathe, isn't it.

i got a semi reading that :earl:

God i wish that was the case but i let slip to the misses i was off and she has wednesdays off anyway and now she's coming over to do stuff :(

Women are bastards. Stuff is supposed to be good and they can make even that bad.

iLOVENZB
12-15-2010, 11:47 PM
Don't take me for a joke I'm not a comedian.

tesco
12-16-2010, 12:34 AM
Skizo can say that because he's a bad guy with lots tattoos.

LOL, they used to say the same thing about me. C'mon now mega they guy is obviously a tard. This is what happens when they stray. Speaking of tards...


The funny thing is, it isn't nearly just myself. More than half of the mod/admin staff can't stand the Bittorrent sections.
It's also no longer the busiest section of the site.

Cabalo
12-16-2010, 01:00 AM
Is it the homepage now? :bye:

megabyteme
12-16-2010, 01:11 AM
The funny thing is, it isn't nearly just myself. More than half of the mod/admin staff can't stand the Bittorrent sections.
It's also no longer the busiest section of the site.

What is the busiest now? That's certainly interesting news...

iLOVENZB
12-16-2010, 01:15 AM
This thread, word.

iLOVENZB
12-16-2010, 01:19 AM
/time for an even steven with a temp taper fade in the back.

I like it when you talk dirty! :w00t:

We like it better when you don't talk at all

Oh snap :D.

iLOVENZB
12-16-2010, 01:21 AM
I lol'd: http://whrl.pl/RczZjc

Cabalo
12-16-2010, 01:33 AM
This thread, word.
The bittorrent sites open for signup, that's my bet.

tesco
12-16-2010, 01:38 AM
It's also no longer the busiest section of the site.

What is the busiest now? That's certainly interesting news...
NZBs.

I posted this a week ago.

NZB Section = 114 People Viewing
BitTorrent = 34 People Viewing

iLOVENZB
12-16-2010, 01:38 AM
Why hasn't a meme of this been done yet: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2630124288/tt1075747

Poor black guy...

iLOVENZB
12-16-2010, 01:47 AM
test

Living on video still?

iLOVENZB
12-16-2010, 01:53 AM
I just want the enclosure :(

http://www.lacie.com/products/product.htm?pid=11150

...but it's not on Lacie AU :(.

iLOVENZB
12-16-2010, 01:57 AM
Hmm: http://www.lifehacker.com.au/2010/09/how-to-build-a-diy-wooden-hard-drive-enclosure/

The author isn't a carpenter ... just has most of the tools :P.

iLOVENZB
12-16-2010, 01:58 AM
I've got too many drives to have them in enclosure and not enough for a rack :( ... might look into a small rack, say one that fits 10 hdds?

megabyteme
12-16-2010, 02:07 AM
What is the busiest now? That's certainly interesting news...
NZBs.

I posted this a week ago.

NZB Section = 114 People Viewing
BitTorrent = 34 People Viewing

Is that consistent? Wouldn't posting be a more accurate marker for activity? Granted, the majority of comments in BT are spam, so that may simply say something (a lot) about the group. But merely as a marker of activity, I would still rely on number of posts...

The growing interest in NZB does make me curious about it. I think I may have to give it a shot.

Cabalo
12-16-2010, 05:14 AM
NZBs.

I posted this a week ago.

NZB Section = 114 People Viewing
BitTorrent = 34 People Viewing

Is that consistent? Wouldn't posting be a more accurate marker for activity? Granted, the majority of comments in BT are spam, so that may simply say something (a lot) about the group. But merely as a marker of activity, I would still rely on number of posts...

The growing interest in NZB does make me curious about it. I think I may have to give it a shot.
Though I have no access to the figures, I would say the NZB section has more hits, while the BT one has more posts (if we don't count NZB posts as such).

If you try usenet, you might never look at bt the same way again. You'll see in perspective a lot of the bullshit that goes on and the wasted economics around it, such as the seedbox business. As an example, renting a good seedbox is as expensive as 1 year of usenet access. I got on a promotion on the past black friday where I pay 4€ per month, maximum bandwidth and around 800 days of retention. It's the price of a pack of cigarettes.

Also, check our promotions (you can see banners everywhere and sticky threads) for really great deals. Some of them are the best on the web. Just use our links if you decide to go ahead, it will help to pay for the servers and you'll sleep better at night. :D

Should you decide to give it a try, first read Rart's sticky thread on the newsgroups section and PM me for free access.

iLOVENZB
12-16-2010, 06:19 AM
NZBs.

I posted this a week ago.

NZB Section = 114 People Viewing
BitTorrent = 34 People Viewing

Is that consistent? Wouldn't posting be a more accurate marker for activity? Granted, the majority of comments in BT are spam, so that may simply say something (a lot) about the group. But merely as a marker of activity, I would still rely on number of posts...

The growing interest in NZB does make me curious about it. I think I may have to give it a shot.

Do you know the average age of a hardcore bittorrent user? The answer is 12, there are some mature age users who tend to write tutorials on how to circumvent the ratio system for the script kiddies.

Moving on...

Mr. Mulder
12-16-2010, 08:33 AM
wurksup ewe slags :smilie4:

61978

pdpbun
12-16-2010, 12:00 PM
boon envy .. they have them

Mr. Mulder
12-16-2010, 12:39 PM
you are so fucking dumb it is beyond all reason.

tesco
12-16-2010, 03:59 PM
Though I have no access to the figures, I would say the NZB section has more hits, while the BT one has more posts (if we don't count NZB posts as such).
Yes that's right, but the BT posts are spam anyway. :lol:



If you try usenet, you might never look at bt the same way again. You'll see in perspective a lot of the bullshit that goes on and the wasted economics around it, such as the seedbox business. As an example, renting a good seedbox is as expensive as 1 year of usenet access. I got on a promotion on the past black friday where I pay 4€ per month, maximum bandwidth and around 800 days of retention. It's the price of a pack of cigarettes.
Yup, and usenet just keeps geting better. BT used to have the argument that you could find older stuff that had been lost from Usenet due to retention, but nothing is deleted from Usenet anymore, the retention is increased by 1 day per day. BT is slowly losing its 2 advantages (one being the rare stuff, the other being the cost [which if you use a seedbox is cancelled out!]).

tesco
12-16-2010, 04:28 PM
you are so fucking dumb it is beyond all reason.
The funny thing is it takes us less time to ban him than it does for him to create an account.

ScottK
12-16-2010, 05:05 PM
not funny thing is he will create it again

jebuze
12-16-2010, 05:18 PM
life here sucks as me

IdolEyes787
12-16-2010, 05:25 PM
life here sucks as me

I'm sure that life everywhere sucks as you.

JPaul
12-16-2010, 05:39 PM
Usenet is the business. FACT.

ScottK
12-16-2010, 06:50 PM
Usenet is the business. FACT.

and you will not receive cathodic screen. FACT

tesco
12-16-2010, 06:56 PM
Usenet is the business. FACT.

and you will not receive cathodic screen. FACT
and he has already won twice. FACT

JPaul
12-16-2010, 06:57 PM
Seconded. FACT.

ScottK
12-16-2010, 07:00 PM
how about Jpaul is Fat Secret Agent?

JPaul
12-16-2010, 07:24 PM
Good idea.

Done

Skiz
12-16-2010, 07:39 PM
http://www.coppercountrysales.com/MVC-026S.JPG

Skiz
12-16-2010, 07:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpxZwbPcA38

Proper Bo
12-16-2010, 08:08 PM
oh jeebus, that's rly springsteen.

ScottK
12-16-2010, 08:09 PM
he is secret agent?

ScottK
12-16-2010, 08:09 PM
or fat?

Skiz
12-16-2010, 08:10 PM
phat

ScottK
12-16-2010, 08:15 PM
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8843/teddym.png

Mr. Mulder
12-16-2010, 08:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpxZwbPcA38

fucking.epic.

Mr. Mulder
12-16-2010, 08:38 PM
61988

megabyteme
12-16-2010, 09:38 PM
The truly amazing thing about the vid is that is was on Jimmy Fallon... :O Other than that, it's legendary.

Skiz
12-16-2010, 09:58 PM
Why wouldn't it have been. It was after all, Jimmy Fallon.

Skiz
12-16-2010, 09:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVoH5KbC8Ig


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfgCMrbrOxY

megabyteme
12-16-2010, 10:13 PM
I didn't catch that it was him in the first video. The other two are not nearly as well done.

However, I've built up a bias against him from his movies. :sick:

KFlint
12-16-2010, 10:23 PM
Seems like he knows only one chord progression and uses it for all the songs hehe

megabyteme
12-16-2010, 11:12 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/11/11/ef10e912-ebc3-4977-86b6-040a22d94f8e.gif

iLOVENZB
12-17-2010, 06:01 AM
not funny thing is he will create it again

Keeps the likes of tesco busy ;).

Mr. Mulder
12-17-2010, 08:26 AM
wurksup, hairwhippers

62046

Mr. Mulder
12-17-2010, 08:29 AM
"Assange walks free after nine days in jail

"

:01:

Mr. Mulder
12-17-2010, 08:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NouXB5JACCw

iLOVENZB
12-17-2010, 08:39 AM
did the police make him drink his own pee ?

Yes.

iLOVENZB
12-17-2010, 08:40 AM
Nice to see some nerdy franchises making it in the mainstream.

Tron, Iron Man, Transformers ....

iLOVENZB
12-17-2010, 08:41 AM
http://www2.razerzone.com/tron/keyboard.php

Mr. Mulder
12-17-2010, 08:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NouXB5JACCw


can ewe believe that interviewer, "do you think you should apologize for the allegations of forced rape to these girls?" what a fucking joke!! And Assange saying his name now turns up in a 10% of the worlds rape search results online :pinch:

iLOVENZB
12-17-2010, 09:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NouXB5JACCw


can ewe believe that interviewer, "do you think you should apologize for the allegations of forced rape to these girls?" what a fucking joke!! And Assange saying his name now turns up in a 10% of the worlds rape search results online :pinch:

What type of pisshead rapist wears a scarf and rocks back and forth when he's talking? :unsure:

Mr. Mulder
12-17-2010, 09:18 AM
The kind that doesn't rape people :smilie4:

iLOVENZB
12-17-2010, 09:24 AM
On a serious note I agree with you Mulder the reporter is a douche.

On the topic of the alleged "Rape" claims:

"But Ah eh ugh can I say Julian ... But can I put it to you then if it is a ah ah ah ugh ugh ugh a wrong one and you denied any allagations would it not be simply better for you to return to Sweden to clear your name?"

Assange's response: "I stayed in Sweden for some five weeks after the allegations were issued lets not forget that wihin 24hrs of the allagations being made about rape the most senior prosecutor in Stockholm reviewed them and said there was not even a suspicion that was true. Not that he disbelieved the statements but none of these statements amounted to an allegation of rape. .... Blah blah blah."

Fuck me shut this interrupting reporter up.

Mr. Mulder
12-17-2010, 01:02 PM
I've got a well gay problem here, dawgs :dabs:

Got a workstation here that won’t accept new DHCP settings, when you try to release/renew it errors with NCB Block and a remote session already in use... Have ghosted an entirely new OS to is and the problem remains! Google suggests it’s down to the MAC address and a DHCP reservation already in use but I’ve checked both our scopes on the PDC for DHCP and neither have that MAC address anywhere :dabs: :dabs: :dabs: :dabs: :dabs:

Proper Bo
12-17-2010, 01:05 PM
switch it off and on again. Failing that, pish in the floppy.

Mr. Mulder
12-17-2010, 01:06 PM
and what of the BIOS? Shall I uninstall it? :eyebrows:

Proper Bo
12-17-2010, 01:09 PM
obviously.

Mr. Mulder
12-17-2010, 01:11 PM
On a moar serial note.

I've looked through the reservations manually and there's 100% no matching MAC address, I've also reconciled the scope and it's consistent :dabs:

Proper Bo
12-17-2010, 01:39 PM
did you try rejiggering the thingy with the stuff?

KFlint
12-17-2010, 01:40 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/170874-1/Horse_exercise_ball.gif

Mr. Mulder
12-17-2010, 01:56 PM
http://armorgames.com/play/7598/flight - help little sandy see her mummy this christmas :emo:

Barbarossa
12-17-2010, 02:30 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/170874-1/Horse_exercise_ball.gif

lol, I so need to photoshop that

tesco
12-17-2010, 04:16 PM
I've got a well gay problem here, dawgs :dabs:

Got a workstation here that won’t accept new DHCP settings, when you try to release/renew it errors with NCB Block and a remote session already in use... Have ghosted an entirely new OS to is and the problem remains! Google suggests it’s down to the MAC address and a DHCP reservation already in use but I’ve checked both our scopes on the PDC for DHCP and neither have that MAC address anywhere :dabs: :dabs: :dabs: :dabs: :dabs:
Can you just change the MAC?

Barbarossa
12-17-2010, 05:02 PM
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1568/indianajoneschristmaspu.jpg

See ya next year FST.

Proper Bo
12-17-2010, 05:48 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/170874-1/Horse_exercise_ball.gif

lol, I so need to photoshop that


http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1568/indianajoneschristmaspu.jpg

See ya next year FST.

that's rubbish, it hasn't even got the horse in it anymore:no:

tesco
12-17-2010, 06:48 PM
62086

JPaul
12-17-2010, 08:28 PM
That's genious to the max Tesco.

IdolEyes787
12-17-2010, 08:32 PM
I just found out that some cunt thefted my identity and charged two Lufthansa tickets to Paris on my Visa .
When I contacted the police I said "Geez they will certainly be easy to track down considering they will have to show passports and all".
To which the police replied " Doesn't prove anything the people getting on the plane could argue that they just bought the tickets off of someone else":mellow:

chalice
12-17-2010, 08:36 PM
I just found out that some cunt thefted my identity and charged two Lufthansa tickets to Paris on my Visa .
When I contacted the police I said "Geez they will certainly be easy to track down considering they will have to show passports and all".
To which the police replied " Doesn't prove anything the people getting on the plane could argue that they just bought the tickets off of someone else":mellow:

Mad.

Thieves with no taste in direction. We can only hope they were fully suicide-bombed up and en route for the Latin Quarter.

Money well misappropriated.

tesco
12-17-2010, 09:08 PM
I just found out that some cunt thefted my identity and charged two Lufthansa tickets to Paris on my Visa .
When I contacted the police I said "Geez they will certainly be easy to track down considering they will have to show passports and all".
To which the police replied " Doesn't prove anything the people getting on the plane could argue that they just bought the tickets off of someone else":mellow:
He makes a good point.
Maybe they bought the tickets so that they could scalp them

megabyteme
12-17-2010, 09:09 PM
Lufthansas over Paris? History does repeat itself... :O

megabyteme
12-17-2010, 09:11 PM
I just found out that some cunt thefted my identity and charged two Lufthansa tickets to Paris on my Visa .
When I contacted the police I said "Geez they will certainly be easy to track down considering they will have to show passports and all".
To which the police replied " Doesn't prove anything the people getting on the plane could argue that they just bought the tickets off of someone else":mellow:
He makes a good point.
Maybe they bought the tickets so that they could scalp them

Being in possession of stolen property should be something the police could do something about, though.

IdolEyes787
12-17-2010, 09:29 PM
I just found out that some cunt thefted my identity and charged two Lufthansa tickets to Paris on my Visa .
When I contacted the police I said "Geez they will certainly be easy to track down considering they will have to show passports and all".
To which the police replied " Doesn't prove anything the people getting on the plane could argue that they just bought the tickets off of someone else":mellow:
He makes a good point.
Maybe they bought the tickets so that they could scalp them

Makes perfect cents ,I'm constantly buying plane tickets to use in the next week hopeful that I can sell them to someone else at a profit.

Makes me wonder if maybe I should consider a career in crime seeing that so little apparently stands in the way.

chalice
12-17-2010, 09:33 PM
He makes a good point.
Maybe they bought the tickets so that they could scalp them

Makes perfect cents ,I'm constantly buying plane tickets to use in the next week hopeful that I can sell them to someone else at a profit.

Makes me wonder if maybe I should consider a career in crime seeing that so little apparently stands in the way.

If they bomb Paris, I will reimburse you.

IdolEyes787
12-17-2010, 09:37 PM
If they bomb Paris.

I guess you're right ,sometimes there is nothing that you can do but hope for the best.

IdolEyes787
12-17-2010, 09:41 PM
Btw my modem died just before Black Friday and now I'm left with the prospect of no credit card for Boxing Day .
The gods of conspicuous consumption seem to be against me.:(

chalice
12-17-2010, 09:47 PM
Btw my modem died just before Black Friday and now I'm left with the prospect of no credit card for Boxing Day .
The gods of conspicuous consumption seem to be against me.:(

Let's spin, spin, spin the wheel of Karma.
See how fast the bastard turns.

Do you think, as I do, that all of this is a direct result of you having being less than kind to our cheese-eating cousins in the past? Somewhat propounded by your decidedly unforthcoming attitude to our Jew annihilating distant relatives? That's fucking poetic, mate.

Sure as shite.

megabyteme
12-17-2010, 09:51 PM
Or, maybe he shouldn't offer his credit card out so quickly to shady sites offering, "real amateur teens"... :no:

JPaul
12-17-2010, 11:05 PM
I just found out that some cunt thefted my identity and charged two Lufthansa tickets to Paris on my Visa .
When I contacted the police I said "Geez they will certainly be easy to track down considering they will have to show passports and all".
To which the police replied " Doesn't prove anything the people getting on the plane could argue that they just bought the tickets off of someone else":mellow:

Yes, it's not like they could make other checks.

Clearly the Police hate you mate.

JPaul
12-17-2010, 11:07 PM
Makes perfect cents ,I'm constantly buying plane tickets to use in the next week hopeful that I can sell them to someone else at a profit.

Makes me wonder if maybe I should consider a career in crime seeing that so little apparently stands in the way.

If they bomb Paris, I will reimburse you.

Can you actually afford to pay for Paris being re-built.

chalice
12-17-2010, 11:14 PM
If they bomb Paris, I will reimburse you.

Can you actually afford to pay for Paris being re-built.

By my figuring, about 72 squids should cover it.

Giant squids, like.

bijoy
12-18-2010, 03:19 PM
posting in this thread for 1st time.. So, I win.

JPaul
12-18-2010, 03:53 PM
posting in this thread for 1st time.. So, i win.

woohoo congrats mate !!!!!!!!!!!!!

enoughfakefiles
12-18-2010, 04:19 PM
Was about download the series Eureka, will it be worth the download :unsure:

JPaul
12-18-2010, 04:21 PM
Was about download the series Eureka, will it be worth the download :unsure:

Have you just discovered it.

enoughfakefiles
12-18-2010, 04:52 PM
Yes whilst sat in the bath...

iLOVENZB
12-18-2010, 07:20 PM
Rofl ^^^

JPaul
12-18-2010, 08:48 PM
Yes whilst sat in the bath...

Wahey!!!

Mr. Mulder
12-18-2010, 09:31 PM
Sup dawgs :smilie4:

had some real life dramas yesterday, might make a fred about it :eyebrows:

Proper Bo
12-18-2010, 09:46 PM
go on then or do something else.

JPaul
12-18-2010, 10:27 PM
She just wants coaxed, Peabody.

Drama Queen to the macs.

JPaul
12-18-2010, 10:28 PM
I would still do Gabby Logan.

No idea why, I just find her alluring.

MOTD has just started btw.

Mr. Mulder
12-18-2010, 10:32 PM
No fuck it its not that interesting, not with all the other superb content readily available on this discussion forum. Just saw some guy last night go mental and start having a fit then hit his head on the ice as i was walking home from town, helped him out and called him an ambulance etc, there's more stuff to it but i really can't be bothered now. QI XL is on FTW.

Proper Bo
12-18-2010, 10:44 PM
you had a shot on him before the ambulance arrived, I presume.

Mr. Mulder
12-18-2010, 10:50 PM
you had a shot on him before the ambulance arrived, I presume.

Yeah right in his mouth i took a massive shi.... Oh, shot! ...yeah :pinch:

JPaul
12-18-2010, 11:05 PM
you had a shot on him before the ambulance arrived, I presume.

He also called him an ambliance.

Which seems a bit harsh when the bloke had just received a rap to the noggin and was almost certainly confused enough without that kind of pish.

Proper Bo
12-18-2010, 11:07 PM
Indeed. Waking up in a pool of blood, lying on ice with a dwarf humping your leg must indeed be a worrying experience

Mr. Mulder
12-18-2010, 11:12 PM
i hate you both. :snooty:

Proper Bo
12-18-2010, 11:14 PM
I said dwarf instead of midget, ffs. What more do you want?

JPaul
12-18-2010, 11:14 PM
Indeed. Waking up in a pool of blood, lying on ice with a dwarf humping your leg must indeed be a worrying experience

Not the worst situation you have ever been in to be fair.

Oh sorry, right muldster, gotcha.

megabyteme
12-18-2010, 11:16 PM
How much did he have in his wallet before the ambulance arrived? Hopefully it was enough for you to get either a couple of pints, or have yerself a nice Christmas. If not, he didn't deserve the ambulance in the first place...

Detale
12-18-2010, 11:29 PM
And these are the people that make fun of the tards. Perhaps some self-reflection time would be a good investment for the bunch of you.

iLOVENZB
12-19-2010, 01:00 AM
Took a trip to Byron Bay today. Let's say that place is for the upperclass hippies. I counted about 7 iPhones in less than 4hrs. Where the fuck do they get their income from to keep 'em?

bigboab
12-19-2010, 07:29 AM
You looked for iphones here?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/bigboab/australia_byron_bay.jpg

I can't see any.:rolleyes:

iLOVENZB
12-19-2010, 08:06 AM
I don't which is worse; the fact that this guy is married or the fact that can do fuck all without an internet connection


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Mq_bNUraQ

iLOVENZB
12-19-2010, 08:08 AM
bigboag, she is bending over which means something? Please use your imagination. The tree hugging hippies are very smart, they have taken over the world with their Global warming propaganda.

:shutup:

Mr. Mulder
12-19-2010, 12:20 PM
iwhipmyhairbackandforthsup :smilie4:

Thatsgreat
12-19-2010, 12:23 PM
dudeplz

iLOVENZB
12-20-2010, 04:59 AM
dudeplz

Fuck off, kthxbye :D.

iLOVENZB
12-20-2010, 05:00 AM
Looking to buy a motorbike soon... Not sure what to look for, it's been a while :shutup:.

iLOVENZB
12-20-2010, 05:25 AM
62330

ScottK
12-20-2010, 06:04 AM
bigboab is she?

Mr. Mulder
12-20-2010, 09:11 AM
Looking to buy a motorbike soon... Not sure what to look for, it's been a while :shutup:.

62337

i think they look something like this? :eyebrows:


/wurksup :01:


:coffee:

Mr. Mulder
12-20-2010, 09:17 AM
Fucking hell the office is empty today, there's lyke 5 other people here. Win.

iLOVENZB
12-20-2010, 09:27 AM
Eww Office?

I really hate customer service. Today WW upgraded their ordering system firmware and they deleted all the orders for yesterdays bake. They did the same today so I've spent my time calling the individual stores and telling them to create an emergency order. Some of the bakery managers and the office chicks were complete fuckheads, here's what some of them said:

"How do I do that, is that on a computer"
"Sorry I've never heard of you, let me get the manager"
"Please hold ... dial tone 5 minutes later"
"Okay let me forward you to the bakery department please hold .... reroute me to head office again!!!"
"Ok I'll tell someone to do it soon..."

Seriously, I very much the social type but when it comes to WW I have no patience. For the record there were still orders coming as I speak, about 26hrs after we told them.

Don't know how they're going to get it by Tuesday considering the next bake is Thursday. Then none till New Years.

Fuckheads!!! :angry:

iLOVENZB
12-20-2010, 09:30 AM
Mulder something a little more classy than what I had till I got turned into a writeoff. Was drinking a bit and didn't brake soon enough ... landed in the roundabout garden.

I don't usually drink and ride but public transport for drinkers here is a joke.

iLOVENZB
12-20-2010, 09:32 AM
http://i.imgur.com/X7ZFk.jpg

Mr. Mulder
12-20-2010, 10:00 AM
62342

62343

62346 Bwaha!

62347

62348

62349

62350

62351

62352 :lol:

62353

:glag:

62354

Mr. Mulder
12-20-2010, 10:03 AM
Eww Office?

I really hate customer service. Today WW upgraded their ordering system firmware and they deleted all the orders for yesterdays bake. They did the same today so I've spent my time calling the individual stores and telling them to create an emergency order. Some of the bakery managers and the office chicks were complete fuckheads, here's what some of them said:

"How do I do that, is that on a computer"
"Sorry I've never heard of you, let me get the manager"
"Please hold ... dial tone 5 minutes later"
"Okay let me forward you to the bakery department please hold .... reroute me to head office again!!!"
"Ok I'll tell someone to do it soon..."

Seriously, I very much the social type but when it comes to WW I have no patience. For the record there were still orders coming as I speak, about 26hrs after we told them.

Don't know how they're going to get it by Tuesday considering the next bake is Thursday. Then none till New Years.

Fuckheads!!! :angry:


Are ewe some sort of internets baker? Making digital pies for ROBOT KILLING MACHINES!!!??? :o

megabyteme
12-20-2010, 10:40 AM
http://filesharingtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=62350&d=1292838901

She looks like she drinks LOTS of sodas. :O

megabyteme
12-20-2010, 10:44 AM
What type of bakery do you work for, NZB? Is it a small artisan kind, or mass consumer? Do you make a variety of products, or focus on breads, cakes, or what? You mention your job quite a bit, but I don't remember you mentioning any details.

iLOVENZB
12-20-2010, 10:45 AM
Can always trust Mulder to give us a lol with his meme.

Mr. Mulder
12-20-2010, 01:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAEpupIxAC0

megabyteme
12-20-2010, 07:30 PM
I can't remember a single time I have laughed from anything Andy Samberg has done. SNL needed to be put down years ago- it's now the equivalent to an Alzheimer's patient roaming the halls of a rundown retirement home where nobody gets visitors. :mellow:

Skiz
12-20-2010, 08:24 PM
Whaaa?!/!? Andy Sandberg is hilarious!!! :O

Mr. Mulder
12-20-2010, 08:41 PM
is Andy Samberg the same as lonly island? they're kwality. that's what they are.


true story.

Mr. Mulder
12-20-2010, 08:42 PM
and skiz stop being such a jew and put a christmas had on that ferret ffs. you're making a mockery of christs death.

megabyteme
12-20-2010, 08:52 PM
Whaaa?!/!? Andy Sandberg is hilarious!!! :O

LOL. We don't agree on much, do we? Although, looking at your signature, we are both pro-gun rights. :01:

Skiz
12-20-2010, 09:23 PM
and skiz stop being such a jew and put a christmas had on that ferret ffs. you're making a mockery of christs death.

Nobody made a santa head fred. :no:

Proper Bo
12-20-2010, 09:34 PM
couldn't figure out the animation thingy bit in phoatieshop cs5, enjoy my non-animated gif chrimbo sig, bawlbags.

Skiz
12-20-2010, 09:42 PM
/enjoying

Proper Bo
12-20-2010, 09:42 PM
ffs skiz, that hat looks wurse than if barbie had done it:no:

Skiz
12-20-2010, 09:50 PM
:snooty:

Skiz
12-20-2010, 09:55 PM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/icantstopwatchingthisp1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/feelsgooddawgp1.gif

Mr. Mulder
12-21-2010, 08:33 AM
/wurksup my little christmas puddings :mushy:

iLOVENZB
12-21-2010, 08:55 AM
Why do people bother: TRON Legacy 2010 TS XViD - IMAGiNE

Going to see Tron Legacy in 3D on Wednesday hopefully. Gonna be mind fucking :D.

Mr. Mulder
12-21-2010, 09:16 AM
its lyke those people wot downloaded CAM's of avatar :no:


...isn't tron a disney film lyke? :ermm:

Mr. Mulder
12-21-2010, 09:30 AM
62402

Mr. Mulder
12-21-2010, 12:57 PM
62423

Mr. Mulder
12-21-2010, 01:09 PM
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooored. :dabs:

Might go buy another sandwich :ermm: Though that means having yet more prolonged dialog with the lady (no-boobs i think she's called?) who makes them :eyebrows:

iLOVENZB
12-22-2010, 04:42 AM
its lyke those people wot downloaded CAM's of avatar :no:


...isn't tron a disney film lyke? :ermm:

So? Disney only sucks for kids movies :D. Pirates of the Caribbean <3

iLOVENZB
12-22-2010, 04:45 AM
Mulder, I had a chicken schnitzel sandwich today the lady who served me was as wide a bus with a rack as huge as a trolley. Her ass was the size of one of the Kardashian sisters.

She also had short hair but she wasn't German, go figure.

Mr. Mulder
12-22-2010, 01:48 PM
She sounds like the kind of lady i'd like to lay down by the fire and make sweet love to.

Mr. Mulder
12-22-2010, 01:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wncEeJZqzM

fuck yeah.

tesco
12-22-2010, 06:08 PM
:lol:

KFlint
12-22-2010, 07:32 PM
Can't figure an appropriate context to say tits for the "the juice over my tits" part lol

megabyteme
12-22-2010, 10:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg&feature=player_embedded

iLOVENZB
12-23-2010, 06:09 AM
I miss Eminem


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO2wA0Te0wM

Mr. Mulder
12-23-2010, 08:53 AM
/Festivewurksup :smilie4:

Off back oop-north tomorrow to see my family lyke, teh misses came round yesterday to mine for christmas dinner and when she got here she was dressed in this trashy anne summers miss santa getup, result. :smilie4: I popped the potatos in at 200c for 20mins whilst i banged the shit out of her :smilie4:

Mr. Mulder
12-23-2010, 09:02 AM
62598

62599

62600

62601

62602

62603

62604

Mr. Mulder
12-23-2010, 09:04 AM
/Now to do all the stuff i said i'd do after lunch yesterday... :coffee:

ziggyjuarez
12-23-2010, 09:57 AM
bump sup?

Proper Bo
12-23-2010, 12:49 PM
I popped the potatos in at 200c for 20mins whilst i banged the shit out of her :smilie4:

you did cooking:ghey:

Mr. Mulder
12-23-2010, 01:06 PM
I cooked the fuck out of dinner last night, motherfucking roast potatos, fucking caramalized veg, fucking spiced mushroom en croute. Got shit done!! :01:

ziggyjuarez
12-23-2010, 01:14 PM
remember you can crack the apples with your hands.

Mr. Mulder
12-23-2010, 01:22 PM
http://www.kontraband.com/games/24967/Radical-Fishing/

This is Billy, he fishes like a man.

chalice
12-23-2010, 02:16 PM
Sup cunts.

Why the fuck can you not buy Action Man stuff anywhere? All there is is yon HM Armed Forces wank.

The six year old twisted the heid off his beloved Action Man. Now his eagle eyes are good for fuck all. Action Man's that is, the six year old's eyeballs are alright, like. Still attached to his skull last time I checked.

Proper Bo
12-23-2010, 03:29 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Europress-Action-Man-Stuff-Pack/dp/B000050YM5

action man stuff

chalice
12-23-2010, 03:46 PM
Cheers.

Do you think they'll deliver before Christmas? 2010, like.

Proper Bo
12-23-2010, 03:49 PM
I don't know. I just found action man stuff, it's up to ewe to get stuff in thyme, like.

Mr. Mulder
12-23-2010, 03:52 PM
Maybe if they put two stamps on it? Instead of just the one lyke? :eyebrows:

Proper Bo
12-23-2010, 03:56 PM
I just got an hdmi splitter delivered from amazon. the bawlbags have sent me a cheaper no-brand chinese one instead:o
I've emailed them to the max about it.

chalice
12-23-2010, 04:00 PM
But why can you go to the toy shop and buy Action Man anymore? That's not right.

Had to buy him this Hotwheels Octoblast nonsense instead. It's got cars and an octopus thing.

Proper Bo
12-23-2010, 04:03 PM
cars and an octopus?:o

stick some bewbs on that and I'm sold:smilie4:

Mr. Mulder
12-23-2010, 04:29 PM
+1


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0xWdoQJxMM

awwwwwwwww yeeaaaa.

Proper Bo
12-23-2010, 04:57 PM
http://www.gunblood.com/
that is all.

Skiz
12-23-2010, 05:09 PM
^rawks

Skiz
12-23-2010, 05:11 PM
I just got an hdmi splitter delivered from amazon. the bawlbags have sent me a cheaper no-brand chinese one instead:o
I've emailed them to the max about it.

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/422672-Last-one-to-post-wins-a-Christmas-sock?p=3541801&viewfull=1#post3541801

:idunno:

ScottK
12-23-2010, 05:37 PM
any winner yet? santa cant wait

tesco
12-23-2010, 05:53 PM
I just got an hdmi splitter delivered from amazon. the bawlbags have sent me a cheaper no-brand chinese one instead:o
I've emailed them to the max about it.

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/422672-Last-one-to-post-wins-a-Christmas-sock?p=3541801&viewfull=1#post3541801

:idunno:He said splitter not cable.

Proper Bo
12-23-2010, 06:01 PM
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/422672-Last-one-to-post-wins-a-Christmas-sock?p=3541801&viewfull=1#post3541801

:idunno:He said splitter not cable.

It's not his fault, tesco:no:

Turns out the one they've sent me is hactually a matrix and more expensive than the one I ordered (despite it being unbranded).
I don't know whether or not to keep it tho', I don't rly need a matrix when a splitter would do the jawb. I don't have a need to have both displays showing different stuff at once, like.

tesco
12-23-2010, 06:15 PM
He said splitter not cable.

It's not his fault, tesco:no:

Turns out the one they've sent me is hactually a matrix and more expensive than the one I ordered (despite it being unbranded).
I don't know whether or not to keep it tho', I don't rly need a matrix when a splitter would do the jawb. I don't have a need to have both displays showing different stuff at once, like.
Just keep it?
Or are you worried it won't last long?

Proper Bo
12-23-2010, 06:20 PM
I looked on their webshite, like. The one they've sent me is listed as being by infinius (the same make as the one I ordered) but it just doesn't have any branding on it. My only concern is that it might be a bit shit when it comes to hdcp handshakes and stuff. I'm going to be running the pc with a bluray drive through it (along with xbawx and skyhd) and I don't want it dropping the signal.

edit: assuming it is inifinius, it should hopefully be fine, like

tesco
12-23-2010, 06:25 PM
no model number or anything on it at all? :wacko:

Proper Bo
12-23-2010, 06:34 PM
there's a model number which just gives results on google for those made in china webshites. Having said that, I just set it up and it seems to work perfectly with my pc.

edit: I was worried the pc might not pick up the secondary desktop (which is connected through the matrix) or might lose it when I switch the source to the skyhd box. after testing it, it works and keeps the secondary desktop active so I can switch back and forth on the matrix at will:happy:

Proper Bo
12-23-2010, 06:47 PM
Anyone know if it's possible to have two playback devices in use at once (windaes 7)?
ie sound out through the onboard soundcard and also out through hdmi on the graphics card
I don't want to have to switch between the two, like, I'd like to have both enabled at once.

chalice
12-23-2010, 07:15 PM
Wot?

Proper Bo
12-23-2010, 07:20 PM
Anyone know if it's possible to have two playback devices in use at once (windaes 7)?
ie sound out through the onboard soundcard and also out through hdmi on the graphics card
I don't want to have to switch between the two, like, I'd like to have both enabled at once.

Proper Bo
12-23-2010, 07:20 PM
aah, the old ones are the best:happy:

ziggyjuarez
12-23-2010, 07:20 PM
just saw tron l on ts.it stinks.

ziggyjuarez
12-23-2010, 07:49 PM
:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGmZYgsRl0Y

Mr. Mulder
12-23-2010, 09:26 PM
8 out of 10 cats krismus speshal at 10 bitchez!! :01:

Skiz
12-23-2010, 09:52 PM
http://worldofwonder.net/2010/10/20/63200d5f_620.gif

iLOVENZB
12-23-2010, 09:54 PM
Yesterday I forgot to say happy day before Christmas eve.

Mr. Mulder
12-23-2010, 10:05 PM
626336263362633http://filesharingtalk.com/images/misc_fst/pencil.png

chalice
12-23-2010, 10:15 PM
Yesterday I forgot to say happy day before Christmas eve.

Ever managed to get close to not being a dick, mate?

ziggyjuarez
12-23-2010, 10:32 PM
Ever get close to not thinking about dick.questionmark

iLOVENZB
12-23-2010, 10:49 PM
http://www.natsume.com/current_game/games/hmholv/images/esrb_hmholv.jpg

It's an actual rating :blink:

ziggyjuarez
12-23-2010, 10:58 PM
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2263/esrbhmholv.jpg
It's an actual rating:blink:

iLOVENZB
12-23-2010, 11:18 PM
Sounds like the average day for aboriginals :O.

ziggyjuarez
12-23-2010, 11:29 PM
sniffing paint,drinking alcohol and being ugly sounds like a average day for an aboriginal.

ziggyjuarez
12-24-2010, 12:30 AM
just burnt all three evil dead movies, the seed of chucky and sleepy hollow. :01:

iLOVENZB
12-24-2010, 01:22 AM
Sniffing petrol and then complaining about the health care for "natives" is an average day for aboriginals.

ziggyjuarez
12-24-2010, 03:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx4AqMSuCro

iLOVENZB
12-24-2010, 04:05 AM
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/428624-Cleverbot

ziggyjuarez
12-24-2010, 04:45 AM
A new friend?

ziggyjuarez
12-24-2010, 08:01 AM
christmas eve:dabs:
80 push ups in 5 minutes ftw

iLOVENZB
12-24-2010, 08:30 AM
Exercise is for fatties. I get all my exercise at work. We did a 42 bag bake yesterday, not a bad pre-workout before I went to the gym. Didn't last 30 minutes lol.

Not looking forward to New Yrs bake, we have a 5 day break. Meaning 5 days that customers/stores don't get their shit.

Mr. Mulder
12-24-2010, 09:07 AM
festivewurksup, bitchez :santa:

Mr. Mulder
12-24-2010, 09:07 AM
Exercise is for fatties. I get all my exercise at work. We did a 42 bag bake yesterday, not a bad pre-workout before I went to the gym. Didn't last 30 minutes lol.

Not looking forward to New Yrs bake, we have a 5 day break. Meaning 5 days that customers/stores don't get their shit.

Are ewe a baker or something else? :smilie4:

iLOVENZB
12-24-2010, 10:06 AM
A baker in many ways ;).

iLOVENZB
12-24-2010, 10:13 AM
Under the new reform school leavers need to stay in school until they're 17 unless they're in full-time employment or study. A friend of mine suggested baking so I've done it ever since. Origingally I was going to go down the IT path so I was studying Cert II in IT too. Little did I know that the IT industry is failing here and getting jobs without experience is almost as possible as an aboriginal not being on the dole.

Need to get 40k before I take the film production course and complete a Cert IV course because I'm not 21 yet.

Gotta love taking the back way into industries even though teachers tell you "you wont get shit without a HSC".

Mr. Mulder
12-24-2010, 10:17 AM
Under the new reform school leavers need to stay in school until they're 17 unless they're in full-time employment or study. A friend of mine suggested baking so I've done it ever since. Origingally I was going to go down the IT path so I was studying Cert II in IT too. Little did I know that the IT industry is failing here and getting jobs without experience is almost as possible as an aboriginal not being on the dole.

Need to get 40k before I take the film production course and complete a Cert IV course because I'm not 21 yet.

Gotta love taking the back way into industries even though teachers tell you "you wont get shit without a HSC".

Hmm, i see... Have you tried whipping your hair back and forth? Seeing if that helps? :eyebrows:

iLOVENZB
12-24-2010, 10:34 AM
Isn't that what New Years is for?

Part-ey

bijoy
12-24-2010, 12:12 PM
Isn't that what New Years is for?

Part-ey

I'm missing that vadly :(

Mr. Mulder
12-24-2010, 12:12 PM
Isn't that what New Years is for?

Part-ey

I'm missing that vadly :(

62690

enoughfakefiles
12-24-2010, 04:32 PM
I'm missing that vadly :(

62690

I wonder how many people he's had boiled in oil:ninja:

iLOVENZB
12-24-2010, 09:04 PM
Wow the NoScript addon is working a little too good.

ziggyjuarez
12-24-2010, 09:15 PM
Good day so far.

iLOVENZB
12-24-2010, 11:25 PM
Merry December 25th pagans.

ziggyjuarez
12-25-2010, 12:10 AM
Me and bo with nothing to do:\

ziggyjuarez
12-25-2010, 03:21 AM
we are dots
http://www.astrosurf.com/sguisard/Pagim/GC.html

iLOVENZB
12-25-2010, 03:26 AM
Ziggy that was awesome.

iLOVENZB
12-25-2010, 03:27 AM
I did some hallucinogenic test on YouTube and it worked. Honest to god, it lasted for about 6 seconds but it was worth it.

Below is the video ///


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzSRVgF501M

Apparently we have DMT in our bodies and it's only released when we sleep?

iLOVENZB
12-25-2010, 03:28 AM
Works only in fullscreen*

ziggyjuarez
12-25-2010, 03:34 AM
12 million views.
it must work!

iLOVENZB
12-25-2010, 04:27 AM
Tell us if it works for you too ziggy.

ScottK
12-25-2010, 04:35 AM
:mellow:

socks?

ziggyjuarez
12-25-2010, 05:47 AM
only lasts for one long second.but it is cool

ziggyjuarez
12-25-2010, 07:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEAqlTfunp0

megabyteme
12-25-2010, 08:48 AM
only lasts for one long second.but it is cool

Stop talking about your penis- it's Christmas. :D

iLOVENZB
12-25-2010, 09:59 AM
What the fuck is up with MySpace, now you can login using Facebook? What the fuck is going on?

bigboab
12-25-2010, 10:35 AM
we are dots
http://www.astrosurf.com/sguisard/Pagim/GC.html
I believe in Santa now.:lol:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/bigboab/santastars.jpg

Mr. Mulder
12-25-2010, 02:46 PM
Have a very christian, non-ethnic christmas everyone.

ziggyjuarez
12-25-2010, 06:13 PM
No!

Mr. Mulder
12-25-2010, 06:47 PM
merry day of the dead then wutevar lol :casualracism:

ziggyjuarez
12-25-2010, 07:38 PM
\offended bye

ziggyjuarez
12-25-2010, 09:00 PM
100 push-ups in 7 minutes:01:

megabyteme
12-26-2010, 12:00 AM
100 push-ups in 7 minutes:01:

Laying on your back, pushing up a 12-year-old doesn't count. :no:

iLOVENZB
12-26-2010, 12:05 AM
Eww how the fuck can anyone think of that and claim not to be a pedo? It's like the mvid of "Lollipop". The metaphorical message is lick my lollipop (dick) and they are eating lollipops thoughout the mvid.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IH8tNQAzSs

megabyteme
12-26-2010, 12:13 AM
Being that ziggy admitted his interest in a 12-year-old, it was an appropriate comment. Sadly.

iLOVENZB
12-26-2010, 12:32 AM
Was it a 12 year old that looked 16? When I was 12 I looked like a 16 year old. At some bars I pushed being 18 :P.

megabyteme
12-26-2010, 01:27 AM
Was it a 12 year old that looked 16? When I was 12 I looked like a 16 year old. At some bars I pushed being 18 :P.

From what ziggy was telling us, she was pretty advanced for the trailer park. She knew most of her alphabet, and was making great strides in feeding herself.

cinephilia
12-26-2010, 09:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km8FL6o6xlw